Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It must get hairy too, if you know what I mean. All those dog hairs.
therealslim 15
Did you wink and say yes?
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Comments (114)
sesamehood 0
you don't get wet but you're bitches do ,anyone ? no? alright ill leave
False_Stupidity 42
Or she could have replied that bitches get her wet. =)
suckmylife669 0
Cant blame her, bathing dogs turns me on.
suckmylife669 0
Also 22, i think its your* sorry! thumb me down now.
joejoejoey 4
It's a good thing that you don't work at a store that sells fish. She could have said "wow I bet you get wet alot and smell like fish".
TheElderTROLLZ 15
In the summer, I get wet. A lot.
SkoomaKi 28
Swimming, right?
Roxxxxay 13
It'd be even more awkward if you asked her the same thing back out of embarrassment
iLuvsIt 10
this was said at
DogsPaw 16
Where?!?!? I must know where this was said!
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Disturbing profile pic...
Kbearlove23 0
Dirty mind Tsk tsk lol (:
Wicked361 8
69% of people can find something dirty in a sentence. ;)
In_some_bullshit 13
31 yeah & just from name and pic(& her moderated comment above) I believe it's safe to assume she is Crazy than a bag of dust!