Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
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Top comments
MassEffectNerd 0
apologize. then tell him you think he's cute. problem solved
angelo8320 0
he gave you the stink eye
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nikkibihm 0
lol that sucks. I've heard this one before ...
angelo8320 0
he gave you the stink eye
Mierda2k 1
r u thick? OP said winked not stink.
DocBastard 40
Mierda, I'm not exactly sure what "blither" means, and I'm too lazy to look it up right now. Having said that, you are a blithering idiot. Stink eye was a joke, you half wit. Thanks for exposing yourself, though. I feel like you have a hole in your pants and forgot to wear underwear.
MasterE56 4
pwned! ^^
afdude87 6
ah, seeing that comment followed by Docs comment made me lol, until the 'pwned ^^' comment, which made me un-lol and want to smack a bitch.
Mierda2k 1
#40 don't u mean you're instead of your u idiot. do u even speak English. an what the **** is lol u guys mean low makes u low as in unhappy rite? u all too dumb
randomaccess745 0
the correct grammar in this case is indeed "your". I wouldn't judge others so harshly over text speak if I found it impossible to spell out the full word "you" either.
Edokun 0
senseless arguments are brilliant lol I generally laughed at these comments lol an OP why don't you just tell them that you like 'em?
angelo8320 0
stink eye from Superbad.
spoilt_ 15
how can he be hot if he has an eyelid spasm?
LynnLightninx12 0
That's pretty bad, most of us would probably do the same. But usually you can tell the two apart d:
afdude87 6
you bitch! how could you have failed to realize it's eye spasms?!
randomaccess745 0
OP really sucks at winking and assumes that everyone else sucks too.
Juliaa15 6
I would imagine you'd be able to tell the difference.
im_wilder 0
what happened to number 1's comment? o.O and YDI for not knowing the difference.
MassEffectNerd 0
apologize. then tell him you think he's cute. problem solved
docscientist 10
He might be a bit of an ass to not consider someone might make the mistake that he's not winking and react negatively.
angelo8320 0
ya, you would imagine it's happened before
ThatGuyYouDontKn 0
eye spasms are much more distinct than a regular wink, if you get a eye spasm your whole face moves not just the lid.
GetaLifePlease 0
11 you must not have much muscle control in your face cause that's never happened to me.
MyNameIsBruce 0
Some people move other part of their face in a wink also, like the upper cheek.
catatonicsleep 17
I get twitches in my eye sometimes only the lid ever moves, it looks like winking just a bit quicker.
docscientist 10
In my experience it's better to assume people aren't being assholes in situations that are open to misunderstandings, unless you can confirm it, because it's generally the case.
you_freak 7
Fake. I've read a similar post before
KylesGirl52 0
Say your sorry! :(