Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
soundandshock 0
at least it wasn't an expensive restaurant
iAmScrubs 19
She was sad that the 5 dollar foot long deal was "over".
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
and you said 28's joke was bad. your's was so bad I didn't laugh...
iAmScrubs 19
Dear idiot who has just commented above me. I have an idea for you that you may benefit from. The idea is that you should shut up. If you had any intelligence you may have been able to think that my comment wasn't meant for assholes to dissect and make a smart ass comment about. It was meant for people to read it and like it or read it and not like it. You obviously have not liked it. Don't comment on it being a smart ass. There is a word for people like you and they are called assholes.
hook_em 0
dear person above me, no one cares. thanks Me
iAmScrubs 19
I don't really want to write another paragraph but I guess you are entitled to you own opinion. Please don't speak for everyone though because that's what you are doing when you say "no one cares"
MrVictor_fml 0
so you has the car? ok fyl.
PiiLL 0
LMFAO!!! you deserved it for making her pay YOU CHEAP SON OF A GUN -_-
mexicotoucher 7
isn't it the age of equality?
RosiePatosie 0
What a coward -_-
ximenita0731 0
agree
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
Poor you shows that chick was not there for you. FYL
AnagenisisZagus 13
YDI for having her pay for the shit.
copycat148 0
maybe she doesnt like subway
urdirtyolduncle 15
Should've given her a footlong...
lmaoatall 6
op I like how you said when it came time for her to pay, i just got the impression that this is a common thing with you, and this was her way of saying you pay this time. at least she didn't stiff you at a steakhouse!