Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
wtfmylifedude 8
She really didn't want to pay.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
maybe she has some odd subway phobia... or maybe she's just a total dumb ass?
ximenita0731 0
she's an idiot. you don't break up with a person that way.. she needs to grow up.
Instablend 3
not to sound sexist but, maybe she dumped you because you make the chick pay? :S I mean generally that's the guy's thing. sorry.
YacL 15
That would be a stupid excuse to break up with someone
Instablend 3
yeah it would, but we've seen stupider excuses on this site, so I wouldn't put it past op's gf. :/
zrzr1988 0
yes, you are being sexist. welcome to the 21st century.
MissWhit27 2
That's not actually a bad reason to break up with someone. I'm speaking from experience here, it gets really annoying paying alllll the time! i like my man to take care of me and it simply doesnt feel as though they are with me paying for everything. I can see splitting the bill or taking turns but expexting her to all the time is taking advantage but the fml doesn't specify so I must make my assumptions only on what was stated. I don't agree with how she did it there should have been some discussion on the issue face to face. if she's going to break up with someone she needs to grow some balls ( not literally of course) sorry for the book here ... just putting in my 2 cents:-)
spartans916 1
that's why u pay
amadais 1
you were going to make HER pay? be a gentlemen jeez
anakaren_831 1
Nice way to break up? no balls.
ImInABox 6
You should've paid!
Nick_1993 2
Why is the girl paying in the first place?
da_cookie_monsta 1
Why not? As someone else said, maybe they worked it out beforehand. Or maybe she wanted to. There's no reason why the guy should pay for everything.
emo_devon 11
ouch. sucks, OP. sorry. FYL
BAMF519 0
umm not 2 b weird but ur kinda cute!!:)
ashseal 11
your cute. haha.
ashseal 11
^^ ha.! read his profile.......but you are cute.
BAMF519 0
not to be weird and I hope that you don't think I'm crazy but you r really cute comment me!
OCDC 9
Sorry, I missed the part where FML is a dating website.
ashseal 11
kay
livin_plur 0
I think it's adorable lol
ashseal 11
what's cute.? haha