Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
JennaAnnevdgvf 0
harsh.
xx7000girlxx 0
I agree, it really sucks :-(
steelersfan3250 0
that suck you should take the sandwiches have someone ding dong ditch her house and when she opens the door throw them at her XD
skyttlz 32
modern chivalry: you pay for one meal I pay for the next. maybe they are more realistic and realize that it's not fair for the guy to always have to pay. I pay for my boyfriend sometimes because I would feel bad if he always payed for me cuz I have money too so why should I let him waste his on me
daleftw 0
This, and lol at all the people too dumb to realise that he could have paid for the last meal.
anniekins 6
should have paid for her.
KatrinaKitten 16
I'm so sorry, that's a cowardly way to break up with someone. Indeed, FYL!!
Ludovit 2
"as the time came for her to pay the bill" ... so how often did she pay? From the way you put this, sounds like she pays for everything, if that's the case, no wonder she left.
chevyuser 0
...when it came time for HER to pay? no wonder you got dumped.
HahaYDI 0
I agree with most of the people here. I know it's considered sexist to some people but really, guys are supposed to pay. I don't know you, but from the looks of your story you're a bit of a douche.
FreebirdIII 1
Now you have to dishes for your sub. Good burn!