jordeshting
United Kingdom
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AndieApocalypse
United States
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia
Being nice is so 1968
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
That Guy
Tampa, United States
Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Anonymous
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Rose
Tenino, United States
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
noname
France
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
mjayne17
Canada
Locks are useful
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
MrSassypants 34
Sunburn or camouflage?
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MrSassypants 34
Sunburn or camouflage?
Idonebeenhad 17
bigfoot
gamerhead 3
Stretch marks?
cgall123 0
hairy manly legs
livin_plur 0
what if it was a tattoo but op left that out to make for an interesting FML, i don't see how somebody could look like there wearing stockings and them not be..
imacreeper 3
*Stephanie Tanner voice* how rude!
alpaquette91 9
Win 33!!!!
AbuelaGrande 0
Oh boys in my pueblo say I have manly legs but when I go to a salon they put my feet in a big sink and then they scrub my feet and take all of the things out and then they massage it and the feeling is so rico Ay Ay Ay pero me gusta mucho! Es un sensasion muy rico.
rawrlily 0
AbuelaGrande, you're not funny. That's the reason why your comments keep getting buried. Stop, please.
Siji 0
Trolls don't usaually listen to reason, bud. :|
AbuelaGrande 0
90 eres un mama webo, una puta, y un mariquon pero coño!
DanielleSaysHell 0
what is a troll?
iranoutofnames 6
you don't speak Spanish.
mduffy08 8
troll - 1. mythological creature usually found in fables. 2. a mother f**king ****** who comments with the complete intention of pissing somebody off.
cel514 0
hahaha :-D
cookiemonsterluv_fml 0
80: hahaha this made me laugh, and love your shirt!
alsnyder12 0
WTF how does that even happen?!?
nikkiruth94 8
Haha your comment made me laugh!(:
iAmScrubs 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Personally, if a man said that to me, I'd marry him on the spot.
wondabitch 0
Bahaha creeper alert.
everybodyluvsMEN 0
whyd ya change your picture back?
Willow016 1
haha winning! +1
garrettsgirl 0
wait what was she wearing??
Siji 0
Win here, win there, win win everywhere.
HannahForbesxo 13
Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning!
iizcalebhearmero 0
blazers suck
tpike1296 11
95: Schmoyo reference FTW! (winning song)
iAmScrubs 19
113- I'm just going to laugh at your stupidity. Why bring basketball into FML? I didn't come here to give a lecture on how the injury riddled blazers managed to put up one of the best performances against the Mavericks this postseason.
coltsluvr123 2
35- agreed 100%
whatchutalkinbou 0
blazers are possibly getting Tony Parker and going all the way next year
womanjesus 0
You tell 'em, Scrubs.
YayFlameWarz 9
What were they then? Bite marks?
YayFlameWarz 9
bite*
camartinez23 0
hair maybe? well stockings ...idk
shortie916 0
Maybe she has chicken skin????
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
Tattoos?
tori__________23 1
i can only think of like, burn victim. bite marks haha. this is one of the only fml's that ever really made me crack up.
hopper5101 11
she could have spider veins...
i_love_grrr 0
weird lol
Acaprice14 9
you're beautiful
amerwin 3
Spider veins!!!
rodeochick754 4
omg! thts nasty but funny!
creativedork 0
that's exactly what I was thinking.
notsocrazee 0
freaky tan line maybe? just say "I like the way your skin looks all trippy!" problem solved.
AbuelaGrande 0
What
ImmortalKratos 0
could be pimple scars or somethin on her legs that made it look like she had polka dots
missL1z 5
How can you not see the difference? That's very embarrassing for a girl!
MrXerxes5 6
Her legs were cosmetically designed that way so its okay
JesusFishTaco 5
I'm pretty sure I saw this on tv...
gamerhead 3
that's creepy..... I don't even want to know