Today, I knew my girlfriend's dad owned a security company. What I did not know was that he treats his employees like family, so my girlfriend has about 40 scary uncles who’ve known her since she was a baby, and most of them are ex-military. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I find myself in an unfortunate situation. I met my girlfriend's family and it turns out she's the baby of the family with 7 older brothers, a dad and a granddad, and 6 uncles. That’s 15 very large, very overprotective men I’m sure all want me dead. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML
Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
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mackdeezy 22
Well, as long as you aren't planning on overstepping your boundaries, you really have nothing to worry about, right?
Kristoffer 35
I see this as an absolute win. Treat her right, and that's an army on your side. Treat her wrong, and.... well let's just say, don't.
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Comments (11)
mackdeezy 22
Well, as long as you aren't planning on overstepping your boundaries, you really have nothing to worry about, right?
Drexuwadiae 7
yes
Kristoffer 35
I see this as an absolute win. Treat her right, and that's an army on your side. Treat her wrong, and.... well let's just say, don't.
Mathalamus 25
And that's a problem...why? The fact that you fear them implies you can or did do something wrong.
Susan Yee 9
Just don’t get her pregnant, it’s all good.
Drexuwadiae 7
Beautiful
WistayShlaio82 13
Ahhh so you’re one of those guys. Well as being ex military myself I suggest you break up with her now because if you’re scared of them, they know, and they’ve already judged you and will keep a watchful eye....through a scope.
distortedcognition 17
You’ve nothing to worry about as long as you don’t treat her poorly.
1known 34
And so? She’s neither her father’s nor his employees’ property. If they threaten you, call the police. And if you respect her, it is because it is the normal way. Not because there are some big guys with no brain out there.
Miss_Red 18
If you are a good, honest person who loves their neice.. you're also going to end up with 40 big burly people who will have your back. See it as a blessing in disguse, OP.
Alai 14
Sooo..you should treat her better...