Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.
Chaodin 0
Wow, a perfect YDI.
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Comments (112)
Maplez5500 0
I love Paranormal Activity 2!!! This sounds like an ad for it tho...But still YDI! Just jump into his arms/lap!
tali666 0
thats wat yu get 4 expecting any thing from a guy, i speak from experience
alexxss_fml 10
lmfaoo. smart man
Evan2297 0
what a douche.
Drumhead4 0
that's funny and messed up at the same time xD
Jakers721 0
now that's a real man.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
ydi for being clingy.
Attacksloth 33
Wait, he's a boyfriend? He reacted like he was like a 11 year old brother. My apologies to 11 year olds on here. I'm sure there are some.
NonExistance 0
He paid for a movie. He wanted to watch the movie. Is that to much to ask for? You pretended to cry, get over yourself. Why should he give a shit about you anyway? He didn't pay for some wuss to grab him and cry for the length of the movie. And may I restate: YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY CRYING. GET OVER YOURSELF.
Jess_4602 0
Why wouldn't you just hold his hand if it was that important to u? By pretending to be scared and cry, it comes off as really needy and annoying. Guys don't get turned on by that.