Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Obsessed
Today, and ever since my girlfriend and I watched the movie Obsession, she now thinks it's funny to watch me sleep, screams "STAAAAY!!" whenever I move when we're cuddling, and stands still by the door with a giant smile whenever I come home. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Out of it
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Scary
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Tubular Bells starts playing…
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Jump scare
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Spooky season special
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
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THE_A_TEEN 28
That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!
Iknoweverything 29
I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.
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HeroicPeanut 3
Hit her back!
kwchambers92 10
Come on guy, seriously?
m0tl3ycru3 0
Hog-tie her, then proceed to a good nights sleep
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Put sedatives in her dinner, that ought to shut her up.
satomi_ishida 0
I find it ironic that you say that while your name is "HEROICpeanut".
fthislyfe 22
You TOOK her?
shannonreneee 11
The exact reason why everyone refuses to take me to see this movie:(
urdirtyolduncle 15
Wow, 48! I've learned a lot from stalking your profile! I assume it's also pronounced ee-ruk instead of I-rack? It's also ahf-ghani-sthan, instead of Aaf-gani-Stan. Or, Ahf-ghan.
flufflybuttons 4
your a dumbass. your comment has nothing to do with this thred
changesinme 0
Time for an exorcist, tie her to the bed and bring me a crucifix, hm, bring me a condom too while you're at it, gonna drive the devil out with justice served fresh from my ****.
StopDropNRoll 11
I don't think Toby would like any of the stuff posted above with the exorcism and the strapping. Shit might start flying around just saying
worldcupcheer17 0
she has a reason to, that movie was scary as hell!
Daralea 21
Hit may be too much....maybe if you slowly roll her off the bed.
blackheart24 10
OBahaha that's always a solution. I'd probably do the same, or make her sleep on the couch. NyQuil that shit.
AnonymousTroll 2
Sleep with the lights on
sparkman97 7
72-no shes right. Your the kind of person that pisses everyone in the middle east off.
chickenwalrus 14
you're all wrong-stare at her for hours while she sleeps. oh and do bloody mary with her a few times that usually seems to help the situation.
kaylalove1234 0
dude thats *******. weird
GVirdi 11
72 just cuz people say I-ran in USA don't mean it's like that everywhere else Unless u grew up there, stop judging 48 about it Haters gonna hate
BuhxritNAYY 5
What a pussy. If she knows she can't handle a scary movie, then she's a dumbass for going. I can watch any scary movies and not get nightmares, so I'm fine with going. But again, if she knows she can't handle it...DONT LET HER GO FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
heartofhannah 28
You're*
th4m4ster 6
sleep on the couch for a few nights
kwchambers92 10
Yeah right, make her sleep on the couch
purple_zebras_ 0
omg I can't even go to sleep because of that movie it literally almost made me cry 4 times
kwchambers92 10
I don't ever want to hear that story again
theten_fml 9
I think you mean "the excuse" not "the reason"
kwchambers92 10
Yeah and even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
acdc923 0
Damn that movie was good.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Better than the previous 2
satomi_ishida 0
I liked the first one a lot but not the second one so much. Wasn't as scary. I was hoping the third redeemed itself so I'm glad to see positive reviews about it :D Back to topic: OP, you should comfort her. Let her know it'll be okay. That you're there for her. She'll appreciate that.
Enslaved 38
That movie was the best out of all three. Toby be crazy! Lol but did anyone else notice none of the scene from the previews were in the movie? I kept saying "That's not what's suppose to happen!"
omggtfomi 1
You're full of shit that movie sucked ass
HatefulPilot 0
Agreed. Waste of 80 something minutes. Only good parts are first 5 minutes and last 5 minutes.
Free_Candy 0
With all honesty, only an absolute dumb **** would like those shitty movies.
Chad_the_Brony 0
It's not even scary. It's total bullshit and it's quite stupid how they portray the demon. With chicken feet in the first one? At least make it believable. Haven't watched the other 2 and I hope I never do.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Im 16 and saw that with my boyfriend and I totally agree its awesome but seriously scary sh!t aha :D xx
xcowboys 0
Tbh the movie sucked, wasnt as good as first 2 movies. And i will b that guy to ruin the movie by saying that the guy from the 1st movie plays a Major role in the 3rd. And he dies ^.^ found it hilarious
DomainError 5
That movie was scary as ****!
anlhawks 5
It was for sure wayy better/scarier than the first two. Scared the shit outta me an i cant sleep cause i keep thinking that white sheet thing is next to me or its in my bed D:
xcowboys 0
I was watching it in a loud movie theater full of loud inconsiderate people, might have ruined the scare factor for me
BballHottie34 9
That was soo good. It's the best one yet cus it explains everything and it's freaky (:
BballHottie34 9
#74 I did notice that! I kept waiting for those things to happen and it never did.
sexaaydino 14
Hahaha lol I keep thinking a black sillouette of a lady will be behind me in the mirror or doorway.. That movie scared the sh!t outta mr but is defo the best outta the 3
RuskiManBearPig 4
Dont worry... there wasn't any to begin with.
reaper1718 7
That movie sucked
Iknoweverything 29
I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.
THE_A_TEEN 28
That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!
aardvarkish 17
beautiful
tylersign 11
Exactly. Toby followed you home.
minisquid 9
Repeat after me, OP: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, GTFO of my bitch. Just like that, works EVERY time.
Yaruzu 3
No actually it's called a disorder.
macdaddymady 8
I hope you know that shit is fake..
MagicallyFat 12
Fake or not I was scared shitless. I was on google for like 2 hours trying to figure how to kill a ghost.
yelz 16
Lmao ^^
lolman222 0
It's fake? Damn... I was hoping it wasn't, like the first one! I love the alternate ending in the first one too.. Oh.. They tricked me!
RedPillSucks 33
It's a movie. We don't go because we think they're real. How many people sat through Saw (I, II, ..., IV) and thought that was real?
supersixfour 7
shit! why didn't I know this before I quit my job to become a ghostbuster!
Badjuju7711 0
How many ghosts did you end up killing? Lolol
Life_sucks_13 6
You don't kill a ghost. You banish a ghost
MagicallyFat 12
Banish or kill; their not gonna kill me so it's a win situation. As long as Toby doesn't **** my shit up I'm good.
cupcakesnpot 9
Not one of those movies are scary..... And yes I have seen them all.
mrssuarez2011 12
Hahaha omg best comment
kbg8409 0
and no it's not fake. the movie may be, but that actual concept is not. read the bible.
Shrike 24
^ troll alert
blackheart24 10
I like the sequel to the bible. It has a better ending.
booboojlc 0
Are y'all seriously making fun of the Bible?
dstryke 0
Yeah bro, the bible is a funny read, can't get past "and the seas, they parted." without a quick giggle.
macdaddymady 8
I never said it wasn't okay to be creeped out by a movie, but you're having the same symptoms as his girlfriend that a little extreme especially if you know it's fake. That's my opinion but once again we're all entitled to our own.
happychicka 0
It's not imaginary.. Just saying...
ikickgingers 15
I ran from the theater to my car. I locked my car doors waiting for my friends. I made my cousin sleep at my house. Left all my lights on...I'd do it again. Same reason I ride roller coasters.... Scares me shitless and i end up throwing up afterwards....but I HAVE TO. End of story.
rickolette 0
LMAO sc00ch100!!!!
kwchambers92 10
Hah
ImPlank 4
Make her watch it again and again until she isn't scared anymore.
supersixfour 7
shut up plank.
rawrkittyrawr 6
Show was the shit
chessypie 0
**** YEAH
DelilahPhan 6
The trailer already scares me.
docscientist 10
The trailer made me laugh at the scene where the wife is slung backwards like she's in a giant slingshot, stretched out and released.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Those movies are bullshit. I sat there for an hour and a half waiting for someone to die so I could yell "GOTCHA BITCH!" in the movie theatre. I want my money back.
LolLoree 0
When I saw the trailer for the first time, I had trouble sleeping :P
kwchambers92 10
160 agreed, Paranormal 3 set records! Ridiculous!! The first two were absolutely terrible, and the third time is definitely not the charm. When I see movies like that set records, I loose faith in the American society. The very little faith i have withers away into shattered dreams of a beautiful country once free of crappy horror movies. To put it out there my view on "demonic possession," is that it's religion, and religion too me is a joke fairy tale. We will know all the answers to all the questions we had when our times up. After that see what you really believe in Love, Me
FMlbeast1 0
When I see the trailer I walk out of the room
Rotarun 6
Tie her up.
theten_fml 9
I like where this is going. Giggity
SilverInGray 25
I really don't blame her. That movie is terrifying.
Brice28_fml 10
It's all fake and I laugh at all of it.. I just don't see how it is scary
SilverInGray 25
It's creepy, sudden stuff. Who cares if it's fake? We know plenty of other things are fake too, and they're still scary. Sudden moves are always at least startling.
mintypoison 22
Really? Terrifying? It's just jump scare after jump scare that you can almost time. The really terrifying part is listening and watching people in the theater freak the hell out.
Brice28_fml 10
I guess I'm not scared easily. It's like jaws, you hear the music coming you know the shark is right there. If somebody is in a dark room walking to a shut door you know there is something behind the door.
SilverInGray 25
The anticipation gets to me too. I know it's supposed to scare me, so I get all tense waiting for it, and it makes it worse.