Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.
Chaodin 0
Wow, a perfect YDI.
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Comments (112)
black_snake1994 1
I'm going to that with my boyfriend tonight! I hope it doesn't end like that for me too.
7lollypop7 0
good luck xD
rencegoh 0
i pity ur bf for having an annoying gf.
sapphirestar 0
Time for a new boyfriend! Haha.
ElTiger 0
Retard
sweet_candy_ 17
That was pretty desperate move op.
catatonicsleep 17
Well what did you expect really? He wanted to see the movie and you kept bugging him! Fake crying, really? That's pathetic. If you want a hug hug him!
iKrazy 0
Girl that's lame xD YDI If I was your bf I would have said the same thing -_-
Greenpenguin999 7
If you wanted to make the impression that you were scared just grab his hand at one point or put your face against his chest or something so it looks like you don't want to see…it's not that hard. Jesus.
Gummybears4life 0
Well, can you blame him? You're totally annoying OP. I would've broken up with you for being such a freak.
iheartglasses 0
You deserve it.. When guys go to movies like that, its to see the movie, not pretend to be your dad and cater to your every whim. Suck it up. Guys like chicks that dont have to be babied