Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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Top comments
kut17 11
Did she let you stay in her arms?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Aww.. Well, I wouldn't judge you! Horror movies are scary no matter what sex you are!
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Comments (136)
kut17 11
Did she let you stay in her arms?
onlychildFTW 34
She should have to comfort him so he wouldn't be scared. Haha. Was the movie in 3D? That would make it more eye popping.
sux4u121 10
You should always let the girl choose the movie, they always appreciate it.
Inheritance 10
YDI for being a cocky son of a bitch!
SuperKnuckels 6
if thats a first date for a movie shoulda chose something more mello like a comedy.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Aww.. Well, I wouldn't judge you! Horror movies are scary no matter what sex you are!
Welshite 40
I can't handle horror. My first horror movie gave me nightmares for two months and I couldn't walk through my bedroom without some sort of light on. It was quite pathetic really.
Pandacupcakelove 26
The only horror movie I've ever seen is The Shining... So I'm pretty traumatised.
Zachthejoker 10
I've been watching horror movies since I was six. I laugh at these movies
MDTeddy 13
Next time it should just be a regular movie or a movie you both will enjoy. Romance movies always work.
klovely22 13
I love scary movies. The only movie that has ever scared me though, was Paranormal Activity. Yes, I said it. Even after seeing it was fake, I still didn't go to bed until the sun came out. I was way to afraid to sleep. THAT'S pathetic.
Shadow6969 0
Did she hold you during the scary parts? ;-)
rs89 20
You totally deserve this op. If you can't handle horror, you shouldn't have made a fool out of yourself in front of your crush by taking her to one. She would've leaned on you if she initially liked you. Bright side is, sone girls don't care whether you can handle horror movies or not.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Wow, calm down. Why is "handling a horror" suddenly such a big deal?
rs89 20
It's not. However, op assumed that she wouldn't handle it and built his own theory on this assumption. Thus, he only complicated the movies date while he could've taken her to something else where she'd hear him laugh or they'd have some quality time together.
BeforeItWasCool 12
That's a good point. Still, horror films aren't actually that bad these days, OP must be a real pussy
beaglegun2009 4
Little harsh?
P374RD3D 9
What movie was it? Whether or not you really are a pussy depends on this.
jjohnson26559 1
Paranorman
flockz 20
Finding Nemo 3D.
VorpikeII 17
Never say never.
cliffibom 15
#50 I would probably cry blood if I saw that movie
Mahtari 19
41 is right; it was definitely Finding Nemo 3D.
Objectofdespair 1
That sucks OP I'm sorry
Pogox 5
No shit.
believe_alanis 8
LOL .. You just made my day !!!!
rebel_belle1974 5
awww that's so cute! bet it made a great Facebook status (for her)
Pogox 5
Wow great joke, dude!
TheOath 12
Facebook is overrated.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Did she cuddle you through the movie?
DrippingSarcasm 20
Cute, but YDI.. Wouldn't you think you'd know that you'd be scared?!
Brattyninja 7
Apparently not. Did you read the FML?
P374RD3D 9
Your pic is... umm... interesting?