Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
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Bostern 29
Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."
carmel1110 12
BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...
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Comments (67)
aneurophobia 5
Maybe you should brush more.
aarrfff 4
Maybe see a different dentist next time
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Ooooooohhhhh!
xxjohippiexx 8
Ewwww lol
i_h8t_everything 12
A lot of people are afraid of dentists. Just hope that you don't feel that way after the rejection. Keep trying, and eventually you'll find the man of your dreams. And he'll be better than that a$$.
chicagowilliams 8
That means you need to brush more than once every couple of days.
jobekka 20
that really sucks for you, but I kinda get it