Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
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stokebasing 0
Pfft.. she shouldn't of asked then. Serves her right! *High Five*
unmadebed 0
did she "accidentally" slip while drilling your mouth?
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Comments (141)
illmatic2 16
haha be nice next time
natirixoxo 0
now it's time for dentist number three! (loud anouncer voice)
ATL_chris 6
thats when you awkwardly leave the room
Apolloholix13 0
I would fear for my dental health if I were you.
skid1996 0
that's a really gay tatoo
illmatic2 16
20- not really. I know someone who has basically the same thing except it's on his back and says "No Fear".
RODEOqueen 0
I'm assuming they had the same last name, so YDI.
islandjew247 0
maybe she agreed with you...on the inside :) ♥
thefull9yards 4
what, that's the wrong tooth? oh well. fyl
koolitaliano 0
a pupil in my school got suspended for saying on facebook: "everytime [the headteacher] coughs, he is covering up a fart"
daphnizzle 0
haha fyl. the same thing almost happened to me once, just not at the dentist.
SqueakyBootz 0
YDI for not eating apples
Eamon128 1
34, ahahahhaha wtfff
missxmurder1221 0
agreed #1
Brittneyyyy 7
I hate when dentists try to talk to you while they're working on your mouth cuz you can't say anything. That sounded dirty... FYL though, she shouldn't have asked :)
bcoolplz 1
hmm idk maybe shes asking you about the principal for a reason??
hoopstar15 0
15's tat goes hard af
Lowa_fml 3
wow she's a jerk for setting you up like that
deathcab7 0
agreeed with 82, shee could have told op that the principal was her husband before op said that about himm
Haileyw15 0
20, why do you have to be a bitch? And OP, I've done something like that before :]
lemonlimejuices 0
20 don't use gay as an insult.
blazin_cockasion 0
102 u look sooo fuckable ;)
ColetteL 4
Total setup to make you feel uncomfortable. Time for a new dentist!
Haileyw15 0
111, that's um.. Well.. Thanks?
Hamsterzilla 0
hahaah, she's gonna drill holes in your gums now :D
YourEvilHero 12
I really want to know what town now in ct
highbie 0
lol this is funny shit
Joshua137 0
YDI for being honest
iBurnTrees 6
wooow be nice next time. it's a small world you know =]
stokebasing 0
Pfft.. she shouldn't of asked then. Serves her right! *High Five*
lajaynay 15
haha. Something should have clicked when she asked about your principal. that's a pretty random question. not sure how this is much of an FML since it's not a huge deal.
NavyWifey29 0
lol. that sux
unmadebed 0
did she "accidentally" slip while drilling your mouth?
kingedoftheworld 0
lol
fakeking2 0
are u missing teeth ?
heyygirll 0
oh. my. gooooossshhh you looook likeee lil wayneee! wheezy f. babyyy;)
illmatic2 16
^^^ hey be nice.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Hah, he does kinda look like Weezy. :P
fakeking2 0
pfft I'm too sexy for Wayne ...and I don't do illegal activities :P
illmatic2 16
sorta but weezy's eyes are like 10 times bigger. isn't he in jail?
fakeking2 0
yez zir
Raleigh_bruh 7
Yeh, he's in jail till November.
FFML_314 12
I have an opinion. Raleigh-You look like Colin Powell Zach-You look like Ryan Reynolds :) Dude I don't know- You in fact look like Weezy
Raleigh_bruh 7
I also have an opinion: Anna, you look like Kathy Griffin.
FFML_314 12
Kathy Griffin is a BOSS! Thank you :P
fakeking2 0
wow I don't see it , and wth would wanna look like Wayne?
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol, I don't know who'd want to look like Wayne - but you do kinda look like him a bit. You just need dreads and 29837438 tattoos. :P
FFML_314 12
I would love to look like Wayne.
fakeking2 0
ya I would need to be all tatted up
TheNewGuy03 29
ha, half of wayne's tats don't mean shit, and they look like they were done by a 6th grader. and on top of that, wayne is an ugly-ass mofo. so i don't see why anyone would wanna look like dude... |the kid|
Raleigh_bruh 7
Yah, he does have way too many tats; but they were done by a really good artist. He just got way too many of them on top of each other so now they all look trashy and cheap.
fakeking2 0
I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT QUEER WAYNE , end of discussion :P
FFML_314 12
You're like a buff Denzel :)
fakeking2 0
OMG ty ;P ppl do say a look a lil like denzel
samanthaaarose 0
yeah I deff see some Denzel in there :P
superbadd 0
so what, you can't help that she asked
xojessi 0
That sucks BIG time!
the_Flirt 0
so much for a good 1st impression
dannnn_fml 0
so much for a good haircut :). haha funnyi know
WhatANoob 0
.......Haircut?
kdkorz 7
They were referring to the commenter's pic.