Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, my wife said I was being difficult and unreasonable, and called my mother to talk to me about my behaviour. What did I do, you ask? I dared to share my opinion on something I happen to feel strongly about, instead of just mindlessly agreeing with her opinion like I have for the past 22 years. FML
Today, my wife has been grumpy all day, because she decided to get herself worked up over an argument we had and then peacefully settled three months ago. Like she suddenly gets to reopen the argument for no reason. I’m refusing to continue the argument on principle, hence her grumpiness. FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, my wife blamed me for the washing machine breaking. When I told her it wasn’t me because I haven’t used it this week, she immediately changed direction and started blaming me for not doing enough around the house, which is utter bullshit. I know I do my share, I think she just wanted to fight. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I tried to speak to my wife about my feelings for this coming year, family and work. I thought it wouldn't be a problem as I regularly listen and support her with her feelings, emotional issues, anxiety, depression, etc. She shut me down in 30 seconds and said to stop acting like my mother and being so stupid. FML
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Stiggy626 25
that's kind of a trap, man
bee delivery 5
What exactly was she supposed to do?
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Stiggy626 25
that's kind of a trap, man
RichardPencil 32
Just agree with her and slink away with your tail between your legs.
darkenedone 27
Just point out that that statement implies a contradiction, yell 'QED' and walk away, assured that she has seen the error in her ways. That's how emotionally charged situations work, right?
bee delivery 5
What exactly was she supposed to do?
Namenlos_fml 20
She could have asked for examples, or asked why he felt that way. Aside from the irony of her answer specifically, immediately getting defensive isn't good communication.
species4872 20
Arguing with the wife, you have a lot to learn my friend.
WeirdUS 30
If you didn't see this before you got married YDI. That's something you'd find out unless you rushed into it.
jocamo 24
this could possibly be a new developement
WeirdUS 30
Very true it is possible. However ,that kind of personality trait doesn't usually just show up. Though I believe if she is stressed it could be wearing her down , but how she handles stress more than likely came up at some point prior to the marriage
WeirdUS 30
Very true it is possible. However ,that kind of personality trait doesn't usually just show up. Though I believe if she is stressed it could be wearing her down , but how she handles stress more than likely came up at some point prior to the marriage
WeirdUS 30
Very true it is possible. However ,that kind of personality trait doesn't usually just show up. Though I believe if she is stressed it could be wearing her down , but how she handles stress more than likely came up at some point prior to the marriage
cacheson 42
Tell her she never disagrees with anything you say, ever. Then she will have to disagree with you, and admit she always disagrees with you. BOOM! Reverse psychology. :D
WyldGundam 19
Set yourself up for failure there. You left absolutely no escape.
Alexandria79 22
you put her on the defensive. never put a spouse on the defensive if you want meaningful discussion. and never use terms like you ALWAYS or you NEVER. it puts them on the defensive because it's likely you're exaggerating
sunnyray812 42
Some people just refuse to admit when they're wrong. Trying to get her to see that may be a lost cause.