Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML
Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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Pitbull305 9
Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.
kingoirish 4
best wife ever
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Pitbull305 9
Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.
BradTheBrony 19
More like tears of e-JACU-lation! Ha ha ha... ha ha... I'll go back in my hole now please don't hurt me.
firegirl1993 21
Those were tears of joy! At the though of what a cool and chill wife he has. You beautiful creature.
Stiggy626 25
I thought my comment was dope but I'll admit when you got a better one haha that ***** hilarious. I can forreal picture his face saying, "Really? " haha
Roevera 14
Well that stinks.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Well who knows? This one could have been vapid and nontoxic.
happle 21
3- I've seen your comments. I know you can do better.
metalhead4740 14
3-That doesn't stink, it sucks.
DippinGrizzly907 27
It doesn't stink or suck. It Blows
zombieslayer83 19
Did the fart cause him to thrust forward?
JustOhSoLovely 6
I never would have thought of this question on my own... Now I'm extremely curious
aj94w 4
I'm going to go ahead and say no, I doubt his fart had any torque to it.
Merylwen 24
If it ever happens again, just pretend you didn't notice. It might not be very believable, but it would probably make him less embarassed than having you aknowledging it.
SuperDanielNL 23
He's just scared that you'll buy a gasmask, which rules out ********.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Don't let it get to your head. You're blowing it all out of proportion. Those are tears of joy from the satisfaction and relief.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
^Sorry, I actually didn't know that. Oh well- let the downfall of thumbs continue.
jonnied23 20
He should be happy you weren't disgusted by it.
carmel1110 12
Happened with my boyfriend once... I laughed so hard... Then he got really mad and didn't talk to me for 2 hours
xsarax_fml 10
Gee I can't think of a reason why he would do that -.-
RedPillSucks 33
sorry, but that seems a little childish (of him)
viagradoesntwork 7
Oh wow 2 hours
TheChiver 7
A man's worst nightmare
AwkwardPartyBear 24
No bacon
MsConfusedd 27
Click on my profile, men..... If you do want bacon
kingoirish 4
best wife ever