Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
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Bostern 29
Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."
carmel1110 12
BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...
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Comments (67)
onorexveritas 24
slow clap for that guy! woo!
Brave_L_Toaster 7
Makes me want to be a dentist...
Erzebet_fml 7
I'm not even a dentist but I don't date people with nasty teeth either. They're so easy and simple to care for that if you don't, you're just plain lazy. And of you're too lazy to take care of your teeth what else are you too lazy to take care of. Ew.
abylaunch 10
Erzebet- That's not true. People can have bad teeth for lots of reasons. I brush my daughters teeth 2-3 times a day and floss regularly but she still has cavities do to complications I had during my pregnancy which caused her teeth to be very week when they came in. I had a life threatening illness which caused my teeth to weaken and get yellow even tho I took care of them (tho they're better now ). Even something as simple as acid reflux can ruin a persons teeth due to acid erosion that is beyond their control.
Rumbelle_fml 22
#103- on top of what the other two commentors have said, there is also plenty of research (though I can't be bothered digging any out right now) to suggest that dental health also has some hereditory traits. Not to mention that for some people, it's not a case of laziness. I've always suffered from severe depression, and it was especially bad as a teenager (hormones+depression=******). There were weeks at a time where I couldn't muster the energy/willpower to even get out of bed, let alone brush and floss twice a day. You could probably stand to be a little less superficial. I'm sure if people looked on you with the same level of judgement shown in this comment, you wouldn't like it one bit.
Relenaz 9
He could have just said a plain no and left it at that. Why the need to be cruel?
charvisioku 22
"Black and yellow"? Please tell me you're joking about that... eurgh! And who the hell asks their dentist out? That has so much potential to become awkward... the only way that should ever happen is if you have some sort of mutual chemistry.. and even then it's not the wisest idea.
ErictheRed 5
She let me drill all up in her mouth with no Novocain. MLR.
Freakophiliac 12
What a bitch! Being the masochist I am, I think I am in love with your dentist now. <3
davek 36
Apply cold water to burned area.
shakethat 10
Gross. Clean that nasty ass mouth.
Calingaladha 21
Guess he doesn't want to give you any fillings.