Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
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_Noon_ 0
FYL. How can they even believe that? :S
CDS09 0
This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.
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Comments (64)
rkade 0
The customer is always right! :)
bettyboo_x 0
haha not on notalwaysright lol but, really gross. should have just shouted a parting shot of 'well you had a small penis!' how the hell did they believe him?
AwThatSucksGurl 0
Lol but this is so fake
TheHeroOfTime 0
Since everyone reads up to here in comments I thought I'd ask this here..How come the OP's never respond to our questions or clarify anything..or even comment on their FML ? we need answers sometimes :(
sublime93 0
I have a feeling its cause they're fake Or all made up by one/few person/people lol
lolzforfun228 3
Its because of the phail conspiracy. You see, people are trying to put up all these phail fmls (not this one in particular just the majority) so all the real fmls never get seen.
registered 0
I agree with you... I'm sorry but this is a big stinky load of horse sh!t... if the guy "only spoke Spanish" how would he go to the front desk and complain?? EXACTLY
Puolukka 4
You do know that other people in the States also speak Spanish...right? RIGHT? Either the person working the front desk spoke Spanish themselves or they found someone to translate...it's not magic... -_-
drcool41 0
ask how a 30 man was threatened or beat up by a 16 girl. also, calle sexist but I've never hear of a female molesting a male, I mean seriously way do u do, knock him unconsous and ride him, they could just get a vibrater
_Noon_ 0
FYL. How can they even believe that? :S
Poonheart 0
This is probably the most bullshit I've ever heard on this site, and this site is pretty ******* stupid. I know that 99% of the stories on FML are fake, but at least try to make them somewhat believable. This shit is just stupid
Lennes 12
People are stupid. Once we come to accept that, it'll be easier to understand.
CDS09 0
This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.
livexlaughxlove1 0
the pool's almost closed anyway, but that sucks.
CrunkCupcake97 2
wow..
QuitetheDuffles 0
That's retarded. How's a 16 yo girl supposed to molest a 30 yo man? FYL indeed.
Kgirl2cute 6
#7, exactly what I thought! #86, whatever.
nick_beresho 0
Lmfao. I just wouldn't be able to understand how a 16 year old girl would manage to molest a 30 year old guy. Fyl
Luckster 0
That is ****** up!
MoonyIce 0
Obviously, you should dispute this. Although, considering it doesn't seem your employers even tried to investigate the matter ... you might just want to dispute it to clear your name, rather than get your job back.
RoryStorm239 0
i want your icon *.*
Bloodknight 22
This has to be fake, I mean there are some seriously stupid people in the world, but any boss dumb enough to believe something like that needs his ass handed to him!