Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, I accidentally gave myself a black eye. I would laugh about it if my friends didn't start suspecting that my husband is abusing me, and won't listen when I try to explain what really happened. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, my brother‘s will read that everything would go to our other brother, so long as he punched me for having an affair with my his wife. So now I have a black eye. I’m gay, but I've never told my family. I didn't have an affair with his wife. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
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Top comments
geekbuscus 19
It's a sad day when you get a black eye for being a decent human being.
Bloink 25
at least you're a good friend :)
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Comments (139)
ThisIsSoOriginal 12
I really need to know how you got the black eye. Follow-up please!
wvcheesehead 13
I guess he did not watch where he was going when he came out... he should have been more careful.
GRubi 17
I feel like a part of this story is missing...
wallacewallace 3
which part? I'm wondering what the hell happened to the friend if the bystander got a black eye
vikky538 29
we need a followup on this...a black eye for moral support...
lina21 12
Because it's totally your fault they're gay. Been there, done that OP, and I've never been sorry to have been there for a friend
puffthekraken 7
they probably thought you were his lover
more4me 27
No good deed goes unpunished, OP. That said , we could use more details to understand what happened!
nannyRayRay 14
Really want to hear the rest of the story!
zZLightZz 13
lol what did you really expect?
lfrider92 21
I think this story has some information that was left out. Sounds like there is more then meets the... Eye!