Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I discovered a bunch of porn on my husband's laptop, cartoon stuff with rabbit girls and monsters with octopus tentacles, I felt physically sick and I don’t think I can stomach being married to him anymore. It was disgusting FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
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A1BROS 4
Rule 34 of the internet: "If it exists, there is **** of it. No exceptions."
comedybreak 20
It's normal to look out of curiosity at things of that sort unless he's legitimately watching the pornography for pleasure
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Comments (102)
comedybreak 20
It's normal to look out of curiosity at things of that sort unless he's legitimately watching the pornography for pleasure
colby6666 43
Everybody has their own thing, whether it's feet, cartoons or whatever. As long as it works, I guess?
Rockabs 8
So he beats his meat to 3 little super powered girls? Well whatever works.
King_Nero 15
26- it's sick to make **** about characters from children shows. Just look at how messed up the **** bronies make of my little pony characters is.
Kougeru 12
Gays were sick too once, to the masses. Everyone has their own tastes and it's fine as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Cartoon **** doesn't hurt anyone. Also, you're #34 haha
ironichalibut 24
41- he meant the comment was directed at 26 I think.
wolfgold2 20
You know what they say, "Whatever floats your boat."
StupidMonkey497 16
"Whatever puts Jesus on your cross"
junkman6 22
Whatever tickles your pickle.
DrownedMyFish 18
That's actually illegal in the United States. I would tell him to stop, even if he is just curious. The Power Puff Girls are minors and even if it's a cartoon or Drawing, it's still considered Child Pornography under the Protect Act of 2003.
Tsujin 6
And who exactly is going to charge him? The Protect Act of 2003 doesn't apply to fictional characters.
nellbell414 13
The sick part is that the power puff girls are supposed to be little kids...
zach205 24
42 - I think what 41 means is that what 34 said is ironic, since the rule that says they is **** of everything is rule 34, and 34 was saying stuff like that is gross.
PeterPansGirl 12
i know right! "You're going to jail for using the Power Puff Girls in a ****. Guilty of creating/viewing child pornography." that'll seem smart in court.
Queenie2014 11
They aren't real children
themaxx333 6
They have power puff girl ****? O_o
STEALTHHUNTER88 13
98, rule 34 ...
Silverien 4
They have **** of everything. Rule 34: If it exists, there is **** of it. NO EXCEPTIONS.
colby6666 43
Rule 35: If there isn't **** of it, it's being created.
Diamond_Girl_201 11
Pokémon?It has it. Real life:Yep. PPG:YES IT FREAKING HAS ****-.-
martialart1st18 19
@silverien where can I find a book that has all the rules in it so that I don't have to look them up separately?
dipshitpoopyhead 7
64- The PROTECT act does not cover "Fictional" characters The law does not explicitly state that images of fictional beings who appear to be under 18 engaged in sexual acts that are not deemed to be obscene are rendered illegal in and of their own condition (illustration of sex of fictional minors). So I'm sure looking at Powerpuff girls **** is not illegal.
VfortheShadow 8
#64- It actually depends. Often the characters are aged up, both for legal reasons and that the artists aren't pedophiles.
persianninja 23
Sometimes you don't know
zinoxity 23
Well, I think she may have sparked his curiosity. Which is why she found the history AFTER the fact.
A1BROS 4
Rule 34 of the internet: "If it exists, there is **** of it. No exceptions."
colby6666 43
Shrek is love, shrek is life
Rainhawk94 27
This is mah swamp!
Soloman212 28
FML community, we need your help! Keep this comment at 34 thumbs!
Corvo_Attano 12
No
Ashamed_Sister 60
Isn't this the rule of a 4**n?
imessedupagain 9
To bad it wasn't ponies
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Rule 35 of the internet: "If **** of it doesn't yet exist, it's probably being made."
zZLightZz 13
this is true
corppe 10
You're damn right.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So if Rule 34 applies to everything that exists, is there **** of ****?
OysterPearls 33
No need to pop his bubbles about it, some people are just into that sort of thing.
715chiefs 15
Pop his Bubbles... And his Blossom.. And his Buttercup..
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya sexual predators or kid rapist
Welshite 40
I guess he likes sugar and spice and not everything nice.
OysterPearls 33
I agree, he must be a big fan of chemical XXX.
NeroTheGlowFox 3
Get off this post.
Sierra7211 17
Maybe the ranting was what inspired him to search that kind of thing
KingreX32 21
bet she didnt think of that.
lannisters 9
suger, spice and everything nice :p
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Tell it to the lolicon/shotacon subculture of anime fans.
MrSarary 26
I know a lot of people who are into that Stuff; maybe your bringing it up sparked some sort of curiosity?
animalxcrackers 20
And once again, the day is saved, thanks to... The Powerpuff girls!