Today, I swear I'm off men for good after my latest dud date wanted me to pee on his chest to turn him on, and we were only 20 minutes into the first date. The entire male gender are disgusting pigs, no matter how nice they pretend to be. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, my date went off on a 30 minute tangent about how MGTOW is going to be good for society and blah blah blah. He was going to get lucky tonight, as I really wanted some dick to be honest, but he talked himself out of any chance whatsoever by boring me to death. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, while on a date with an amazing guy, I burped. He called me a disgusting pig and immediately left. I have burped a total of three times in my life and have therefore never learned how to control it. FML
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JillianJuneBug 39
With a mentality like that I hope you stay single. Men deserve better than to be generalized like that.
RichardPencil 32
And women are always complaining about not being able to find a nice toilet! How can we nice guys please you people!?!?
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Chazzster 32
If you like women more than men, that’s OK. Don’t feel compelled to date people you don’t like. If you just don’t like the men you have dated but are attracted to men in general you are either looking in the places where men hang out who are repulsive to you, or sending off the vibe that you might be attracted to men that are repulsive to you, or screening out men who might be a good match but aren’t attractive enough. You need to take an honest look at your dating goals and standards: (1) Are you screening out the men who might be a good and decent mate but aren’t as attractive as you want? (2) Are you looking for a perfect looking guy who is probably out of your league as far as appearances go? Talk to a close friend and try to get some honest feedback. I suspect you need to adjust your dating standards and focus more on character and less on appearance.
1known 34
You forget that some men just have a completely inappropriate attitude towards women. If the guy likes to be peed on, good for him. But he should know that few women will share his passion and that he should ask for it on a first date.
gooder137 14
Couldn’t agree more. I’m a man, I certainly don’t think I fit into that category. My wife and I were dating for a few months before we got physical. I never pressurised her, asked for anything she was uncomfortable with and 18 years later, still have a great sex life. The thing is, my wife is a foot shorter than me. Had I met her while standing up, I probably wouldn’t have asked her out because of my preconceived ideas of who I wanted to be with. I got to know her while she was sitting next to a mutual friend and we progressed from there. Maybe it’s time to look at the type of person you’re dating, be they male, female or anything else.
RichardPencil 32
And women are always complaining about not being able to find a nice toilet! How can we nice guys please you people!?!?
mike3775 39
Judgemental much?
JillianJuneBug 39
With a mentality like that I hope you stay single. Men deserve better than to be generalized like that.
homehints1001 7
I often find that if you look at the dating history of women who use these generalisations about men they keep dating the worse guys eg bad boys then wonder why their relationships never work.
IHaveThePower 18
The idea that "Men are inherently disgusting\evil\kinky and women are saints who put up with them" is an idea used to teach you that you should settle for the first vanilla man who eats with a fork you come across. This particular kink squicked you out, and that's okay, but please don't put yourself in a position where you'll settle--men are not inherently disgusting or evil, and if you think of them that way, you're never going to be able to find one worth your time.
Cody Engelke 18
Fun fact: Just because some men are misogynists, doesn't mean you get to be a misandrist in return. If anything, the guy made a lucky escape.
Nemesis_1148437476 9
This just proves you make bad choices.
Doom_Kitty 14
Nope, it's not men in general - it's people in general. There are as much female assholes as male, promise. But i don't see where he's done something wrong? He has a kink, you not. That's it. Go separate ways and all is fine.
wysegirl 24
People are disgusting pigs. For only 20 minutes that guy was full of himself. Good luck.