Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, I accidentally gave myself a black eye. I would laugh about it if my friends didn't start suspecting that my husband is abusing me, and won't listen when I try to explain what really happened. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, my brother‘s will read that everything would go to our other brother, so long as he punched me for having an affair with my his wife. So now I have a black eye. I’m gay, but I've never told my family. I didn't have an affair with his wife. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
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Top comments
geekbuscus 19
It's a sad day when you get a black eye for being a decent human being.
Bloink 25
at least you're a good friend :)
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Comments (139)
dont_judge_me123 7
Good intentions will be blessed
itooamscrewed 10
Press charges. Hitting someone because you're angry is childish and stupid, and they deserve jail time or mandated anger management.
iwadasn 33
YDI for involving yourself in someone else's family dispute. It's none of your business, so why were you putting yourself in the middle of it?
communisttaco 16
He's a good friend, that's why. Helluva lot better than you I might say
OhNoAGhost 18
I just don't know how people can behave like that.
poopmylife123 9
That's honestly a super courageous thing to do.
randomanimechick 6
look on the bright side, you did a good deed!
InTheMagic 3
Oh my gosh
InTheMagic 3
Why do I feel like there's a chunk missing how old are you?
ceelos97 16
How did you get a black eye?
DFizzlio 10
You realise that we all need to hear the rest of this story now ._.