Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
Iniezian 18
Holy crap look at the location!
paperboy209 2
rot in hell you cheating bastard. why the hell would you even post on here if its no one's fault but your own.
To_Die_For 7
He is an idiot for what he did... But lets be civil. :-)
SynysterNero 20
You're not getting any sympathy here. You're a cheating bastard and your dad is right.
Ti996r28 7
Sounds like neither of them deserve you.
imtooshy 18
You totally deserve your fathers advice for being a cheating dog. I hope they both dump your sneaky ass.
To_Die_For 7
You need to talk to these girls... Not your father. He may have gone to far telling you this. But your in the wrong. You need to be honest. You may not like the outcome, but it is the right thing to do. And I am sure you can regain your fathers respect if you nut up about this.
giraffes5412 3
Seriously?
ThiQQ 9
Well, this depends. If it's cheating, then yes, perhaps you really need some "sorting out" to do (I'm not going to go as far to say that you should kill yourself). But, if this is more like polyamery (I think that's the word, not sure), where you have a love relationship between more than one person which both partners understand and are aware of, that's fine. It's kind of like having one partner for sex, and the other for dating (that's a thing).
ouibijou 15
I highly doubt his girlfriend signed up for that.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Soz, YDI. That's what you get for being a cheating asshole and thinking you deserve sympathy. Karma is a bitch.
SpaceRaptor 8
Ahh you kidding me people? It's his father, yes he is doing something stupid and does not deserve any kindness, but this should be a father to son conversation at most just telling him to wake up to himself, you only get one father in this world , and the father shouldn't dismiss his son that way .
outoftown 27
47 - Agreed, mostly. A father can be disgusted with his son -- even disown him -- but should NEVER tell him to commit suicide. That said, be honest with these girls, then show your father how you've become a better man.
Wakachulak 22
His dad is right. He should kill himself before he kills someone else. Malawi is ridden with AIDS.
thatcoolkidd96 6
I think those were the right choice of words. Maybe that's what OP needs to get his shit together. You don't cheat then expect your dad to feel sorry for you. Maybe your mom but definitely not your dad.