Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Don't expect sympathy on FML when you've been cheating.
theycallmekitty 13
Both of those girls deserve better...
minxmou 7
Couldn't agree more with you
Joshawott 21
Fair enough. You did it yourself.
Shadowbay 18
Your gonna end up losing both of them if you don't get yourself straight. If you find yourself wanting another girl besides your girlfriend then maybe you don't care about her as much as you thought and she deserves better...
KinkyCurly 13
We disown you too! Cheater..
kittenmeownyan 18
If you are unhappy in your relationship that you need to see other people break up with them! F your girlfriends life for having a shit boyfriend
twye 22
I have always wondered that. Why should a person cheat? If they are unhappy in the relationship, talk it out or leave. No need for cheating.
bellahorse 5
If you really loved the first, you wouldn't fall for the second.
MagicStallion 9
But because he really loved the second, he fell in love whilst he was otherwise occupied:
thewife5 19
He didn't say he loved either of them. He's a jerk yes.. But I think if he's in love with either its girl #2... Although he deserves neither
Wakachulak 22
People like you are the reason for the AIDS pandemic
thewife5 19
Really?
simmonds 4
Your comment is stupid
Wakachulak 22
You two might want to look up the number of people with AIDS in Malawi, OP's country of residence, before commenting.
abeg157 14
How did this one even get approved by the people?
Uri69 10
Go for the girl you've been seeing for a month because you're not happy with the first one if you were you won't have been looking for a second.She deserves someone better.
BrookRae 19
Who actually said he was looking for another girl? It could have just happened.
BrookRae 19
I don't see why I was thumbed down, but ok.