Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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tigercoon 12
Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Threesome?
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Comments (177)
parapeople 5
Yeah... but her "breakfast" wasn't conventional.
Cabanacat 0
YDI. Have to be faster next time.
toto365 0
wake up earlier
token_blackguy 18
it's utah that kind of thing is ok there, or is that only when youre married?
Lilmama2Uchickz 0
.kik his ass
ashiiya 0
awww.....that bastard =____= he doesnt deaerve you~!!!!! and also, sick of seeing all the women-in-the-kitchen stuff, it's not even funny anymore
gronkan 0
Was it ever?
Mcawesomepants 2
Pancakes on my face, make me extra happy.... Andy Milonokis show :))... and FYL Op :/
static_animosity 0
too late...hey there's always next time
VenomByte 1
The early bird catches the worm or in this case the first GF sucks down the worm!
ColdGold 6
McBummer