Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
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Top comments
Thor1012 28
Wow.. so sorry... at least his mother knows what an ass he is! delighted you threw up on them.. they deserved every bit of it! chin up you deserve better!
SteelSoul5 9
People can be such assholes
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SteelSoul5 9
People can be such assholes
Thor1012 28
Wow.. so sorry... at least his mother knows what an ass he is! delighted you threw up on them.. they deserved every bit of it! chin up you deserve better!
ExplainingTheOtherside 8
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I am so confused. If they weren't doing anything sexual maybe she was a friend. I have no idea who side the mom is on. If she is on your side, she wanted to know that her son was cheating on you. On the son's side, she wanted you to find out because she doesn't want you dating your son. She like the other girl better.
RockPrincess26 16
That's why the fml said: "....caught him with another girl!" As in, he's cheating. Duh!
Donut_Wizard 23
Some call it gross, I call it a defense mechanism.
RichardPencil 32
Breaking up via text message is sounding better all the time.
tarabella 7
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every mother would be on the side of her child. what did you think, that she'd take your side? please
MikuandKaito 24
I could be wrong, but I think OP referring to the other girl, as in the mother is supportive of the girl her (ex?) boyfriend is cheating on her with, not the son himself.
LexiD19 26
That's not true. I've dated assholes and abusive partners, and their mothers loved me so much, they warned me to break up with their sons because they knew how horrible they were.
Mungolikecandy 19
A mother who knows their child is doing wrong does not always support them. If anything it is sometimes an attempt to get the child back on the correct path.
GhostFox 34
Well, given that the mother kind of DID take OP's side, your question is a bit redundant. And no parent worth a shit will let their kid get away with being a morally bankrupt asshole. That's why it's called "parenting."
thatslifeiguess7 16
What were they doing? Sitting in his bed or what? Better question who has to clean the vomit?
RockPrincess26 16
No. They were *******. That's the whole point of the fml. For ****'s sake. How dumb can you people be?
Miss_080 21
Wait, whose side do you think she's on? Because it could be either one
hunterseal 18
I think your response was valid and I hope this memory will put a dent in their sex life.
Kristina Fish 1
Wow, I'm so sorry hst happened to you. I hate cheaters with a passion, I've been cheated on & it's really heart breaking. I'm glad that his mom was on your side though.
Kristina Fish 1
I meant the word that not hst. My phones been acting up. Ugh.