Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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tigercoon 12
Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Threesome?
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Comments (177)
LA_Barbie 11
I need to step in here...In defense for 118, and all of us girls who have kissed other girls, we are not attention ******. Furthermore, I never call myself bi just cuz I have kissed a girl. Also some girls have a higher sex-drive then others so we can easily be attracted to a hot girl and still be straight. I can't stand the people who are so judgemental assuming all "types" of girls are the same. Just for the record ;)
kimono_fml 17
... If you're attracted to girls, go ahead and blame it on your high sex drive, but that means you LIKE both boys and girls, making you bisexual. I thought everyone learned this in middle school
LA_Barbie 11
OP- YDI for not knowing ur bf is a playa and FYI cuz he made u look like an idiot and he knew he could pull one over on you.
elmucks 0
Kill them.
Splayd 10
I am no expert on grammar, but I am fairly certain that the correct word in this context is "beaten," because of the helping verb "had".
acer145 19
I hope you dumped your boyfriend sorry OP