Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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tigercoon 12
Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Threesome?
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Comments (177)
Dramori 29
Cheaters should be purged of the ability to procreate... preferably in a painful way.
Carbine11 1
if I ever had a girl surprise me at my own house in the morning with breakfast, I'd be a made man... Wishore girls thought this way... dump him OP he doesn't appreciate the good things!
Staciii 0
I'd definately throw the breakfast on BOTH of them!
dodzin 9
dump this shit
blue_eyes4602 0
that's a shitty way to find out he's cheating. atleast you know now and can dump his cheating ass op
aiden2976 0
stick their dog in the oven then tie him up and forcefeed him it:D
godlydrmmr 0
beat that ahhhhh!
lol_ironic_life 9
Dump him!!!!!! :D cheaters never win :) You'll find someone better. Just keep your chin up!
heresy_smb 0
All men lie(
phatdaddy 0
Lying is not a "man" trait; it's a "people" trait. If you think women are any more honest than men, then you are either a liar yourself or an idiot. I certainly concede that in the OP's case, her boyfriend was a big fat stinking liar and I hope he becomes sterile and dies alone.
Heyyy31 0
Damnnn. You definitely didn't deserve that.