Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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Top comments
tigercoon 12
Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Threesome?
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Comments (177)
BallinJ 0
2 chicks at the same time man!!
UncleverName_FYL 0
The early girl catches his worm :)
redcheckers1011 1
dump his ass.
gongshow100 0
well this certainly never happens all the time oh wait.....!
spacerockerr37 0
ouchh! haha..key his car...>:-]
gongshow100 0
yes that will solve everything
spacerockerr37 0
hecks ya it will! :P
theonlysweetpea 10
#24 damn! That's rough!
supermon99 0
Threesome!
BadKitty13 28
DUMP HIS MISERABLE LOUSY ASS !!! Then go out spoil yourself with some shopping and a Spa Day. You deserve to be treaated nice. THEN GO OUT AND FIND A BETTER MAN THAT A** HOLE !!!!!!!!! His other girfriend is will realize what a cheater he is and dump him as well. Good luck. xo
meneedlove 0
#79 lol i'm not gay.
meneedlove 0
#76 I meant 74, Ask both your gf and sister.
JBmm 0
there are so many of these on fml, its always that same thing. the gf/bf goes to their gf's/bf's house but then finds another girl or boy there.