Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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tigercoon 12
Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Threesome?
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Comments (177)
RedPillSucks 33
Just because she's first doesn't mean she's best. If you want him, show him what you got. If not, kick his ass to the curb, after you kick her ass.
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
now now people violence is not the answer.
cockelover 0
37 ur right volience isn't the answer. it's the question and the answer is always yes.
nmyybandteex3 0
i still believe a threesome is the best solution. come on..two chicks and only one dick...heaven. fyi..yesh, i'm bi.
Trickyklown 0
I think most girls would rather have a threesome with another girl instead of 2 guys. That is what alot of my female friends say when I asked them awhile ago. And no they are not bi, they just like to have crazy fun.
nmyybandteex3 0
i'm half and half...i like to get with chicks to turn the guy i want on and give him a treat. whoreish? maybeh. i don't really give a **** what others think.
Stevefett 0
39- Picturing you going down on another girl is making me crazy.
imafungal 4
I love mfm threesomes!! Two dicks just for me! Fmf threesomes are fun too but I love mfm more. LOL
everydayisfml07 3
who isn't Bi, now-a-days? honestly..
mmmrabies 0
49, I'm pretty sure there's no H in maybe.
anorexicbarbie 8
94 I agree, almost every girl says they're "bisexual" as a cry for attention... And Steve, do you just go around commenting on every girls' picture? Stop stalking them you old freak.
nmyybandteex3 0
cry for attention? no hun..maybeh you commenting on it was a 'cry for attention'. also, i know there's no 'h' in maybeh, i believe going through 14 years of private schooling an now in my second year of college i've picked that up, thanks.
supergirl69_fml 0
ha you show him girl ;) and the threesome idea is most definately the quickest and best solution.
Pagliaccio 1
I'm in love.
anorexicbarbie 8
118 You may not be one of those girls, but most of the ones I know claim that they're bisexual just because they've kissed one girl for a split second. Those are the attention ******, hmm now that I think of it, I'm sure you're no different :)
alwayshold 0
:/ that sucks. Get another bf
Zach86 0
Next time wake up earlier or stay the night! Snooze you lose!
canzo378 0
you should have had the breakfast with the other gf without your gf, and discuss about both of you dumping him
youthink_fml 0
Are you sure he was your boyfriend?
r34_lover 0
lol good question.
Jimboom 12
Thats why you should have stayed in the kitchen. Then you would have been there first. ;-)
Snugglez 0
That is terrible but at least you found out! Now dump him and get a new boyfriend
tigercoon 12
Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s