Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
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roxyluv 0
pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"
EightInchNails 9
Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?
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Comments (173)
Hummbinger 5
You're gonna get those babes!
sarah48_fml 0
they probably weren't even paying attention to you in the first place.. soo nothing to worry about :)
rallets 23
"so hey man where you at, im sitting next to these hot chicks" "im right here" :O "holy shit!"
Blondie08_fml 0
lmfao
KingDingALing 9
Wow. You're so ******* cool, OP (sarcasm). You sure as hell deserved that. Chances are that they weren't even paying attention to you. I hope that now they make fun of you for being such a retard.
sicpupyz122 0
Wow. The only reason i clicked YDI is because you should NEVER fake call anyone to impress someone. Girls do not fall for it. And since im assosiated in the gender column as a lady-creature then i should know;p
brycereid 0
what grade are you in? first?
srammer8 0
more of a creature than a lady but w/e
brianjman14 23
Fake calling won't make you cool. It makes you look like a fag and a loser.
yankees4life09 0
you look like a fag and a loser, u sure you're not the one in the fml. haha
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
haha 12 good impression
EdwardN 0
hahahaha LOSER
xsarahxy 0
are u in middle school?
Luissoto 0
u look like Ron from Harry potter on Steroids.
PieInTheSky24 0
trying to look cool will never get you a girl dude. YDI for trying to act cool YDI for being bad at acting YDI for even using the word cool
drcool41 0
way grade r U in 80 something if you kiss like that! hahahah jk
ichikibobivopula 0
#162 wtf?
Naitsi 19
true :D
SeaMen 3
what do you think this is tv? girls don't like you cuz u talk to a popular guy unless he is famous
EightInchNails 9
Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?
AriasOscar 0
because it's not cool to play football, 'mnstream as eff'.
NickK49 0
4-Ok dip shit I know the coolest guys don't have to play football, but since you are obviously an asshole nobody would give a flying half shit about, maybe you should stick to ballet.
dirtygurdy 0
wow. can you chill the **** out? it was obviously just a joke. you need to stop taking things over the internet so seriously, idiot.
MetalFish 0
#39 has anger issues
h0tTamales 0
your telling him that? wow. you guys are hypocrites XD
shakethat 10
if the team sucks ass I don't think anyone playing gets "cool points". just sayin
morganrules123 10
I went to two different high schools and at one football was cool but at the other football was lame.
oarisimo 4
39, it was a joke. change your tampon and chill out.
dilaaaah 2
that's exactly what i was thinking ....
CableX17 0
Lol, I took ballet, nd I pwnd it;P
KobeLebroJordan 17
Maybe he played on the Basketball team?
justsayfuck 5
This is such a fail. Try to impress them with your own 'coolness' next time (please take some time to develop it, you have a long way to go) and not by pretending to be cool because you know 'the coolest guy'. It's not attractive.
gunta 0
Or he could just be himself xD
theian01 3
Pretending to be cool always is a fail.
jonnyapples 7
I want to sex you up
Kallik 0
I want to eat apples.
YouKnowItSux 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being a depressing looser. Get friends.
superswagbro 7
Well at least he gets out of the house sometimes.
roxyluv 0
pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"
MmissyT 8
lmao
Quidikic 9
the made me smile, but it's not at all hard to make me laugh
Saritasmiles 0
hahahaha
Graawr 7
fail. XD
JustReina 0
bubz braid!!
Graawr 7
Yeah!! you're right. :D
OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0
^ cutie =]
Cobalt_the_nerdy 9
Creep ^ :(
Anarkhy 0
very uncool dude
FrecklesXO 8
Doesn't talking on the phone give people around you all the more reason to not pay any attention to you? I've never looked at someone on the phone and thought, "oh, now he's cool!"
PedoBearSaysYES 0
Also makes him one of those annoying pricks that talk on his phone during any event. IE: movies, sports, outdoors entertainment...
thegooseisloose 0
I like talking to girls while they're on the phone. They seem more attractive. :)
Kallik 0
yeah Canada sucks D:
HannahPaloozah 0
I've never thought of it like that but it's true
Anarkhy 0
#3 agree
zah_ali 3
Lol. fail!