Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
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Top comments
roxyluv 0
pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"
EightInchNails 9
Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?
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Comments (173)
Doortje 30
Aww, kinda YDI but it's also pretty sad.
winslow310560 0
it doesn't get much more pathetic and sad than that. I almost feel bad for you..... almost.
Anteezy 7
Trying to impress with name-dropping, way to go.
imhowie 2
Pathetic.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well not really, if they were really that hot, of course the coolest guy is gunna know them! Haha but really ydi, that was probably the stupidest move ever. Once you hang up they weren't gunna say "OMG you know so-and-so??" Well duh, everyone does, he's the coolest guy.
remy3106 10
inhate it when ppl go to football games by themselves!!! go get some friends! go In a group! they wouldn't have thought that u were cool anyway, when u were sitting alone. how old are u like twelve?? go grow so balls and talk to them!
remy3106 10
um I was saying he shouldn't care what ppl think of him, he ahouldve just got up and introduced himself. and I think while I'm typing not before or after.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I think we've identified the problem, oc.
remy3106 10
??
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
remy, if you take a few seconds to complete your thought process *before* you start typing, you should be able to avoid contradictions like the one oc pointed out. Just pounding away at your keyboard, inputting whatever thought flits across your mind at that second makes for disjointed and incoherent statements. This is a basic communication principle, and should be common sense: Form a whole thought before sharing it with others. It only takes a microsecond to do once you've got the hang of it, and it'll save you from your own embarrassing FML moments.
honestlove11 0
I like how your profile says don't message me if you're ugly. is if it makes you seem cool and hot. you're not, sorry sweetie. you're pretty..average. and I like how this comment is supposed to be showing how many friends you have.. obviously not from your erm..sparkling personality. I'm highly aware I'm being unreasonably harsh :)
remy3106 10
I'm not popular an I never said I was hot and I pretty much hate everyone on this site!
tchaikovsky93 0
LMFAOOOO!
Brannie 4
I hate it when people think that others are over them because they're "cool". u shudnt care, just talk to those babes. say something that will make them feel sorry for you lol " aww you poor thing" = success
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
For me, that "Aww, you poor thing" would likely be heavily laced with sarcasm. Pity come-ons are automatic fails, IMO.
letschat6 5
EPIC FAIL!
underyourbreath 8
"To seem cool" = YDI