Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
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Top comments
PhoenixMartinez 30
What was she on there for?
PoptartsKid 13
Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!
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Comments (81)
PhoenixMartinez 30
What was she on there for?
Danny_Boy12 13
Probably the usual, butt crack hanging out, tattoo failure, or questionable attire
EXOPH 8
Maybe for wearing pj's
Awesomeaxel 24
wait which picture?
PoptartsKid 13
Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!
saba_ajira 29
My brother found his elementary school math teacher on one of those...
rjt93 18
Elementary My Dear Watson
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Well that's disturbing. Hopefully she was one of the less awful ones?
auro7 18
You should show her the picture haha.
JBChristian 47
Not the greatest self esteem booster.
TheNewGuy03 29
I had the same idea, but you'd have to prepare yourself for the Ass-Whoopin' of the Century afterward. The big question is: "Is it worth it?"
auro7 18
It's always worth it.
illegalbeagle69 23
Or walking around in public wearing daise dukes and a sports bra while being massively overweight and a guy...
LalaDee561 8
I don't think that that's the best idea.....
UnicornWine 22
Print it, then frame it! That's what I would do. Of course, my mom and I have a weird relationship...
vairyhagina 11
Sounds hot
RageAsNeeded 14
OP, I have no words. Just fix it, okay?
lex1459 38
What do you expect OP to do?
Sangue0608 26
What exactly if OP fixing?
RageAsNeeded 14
Well 10 and 13, they can easily fix it by going up to their mother, and quickly saying, "So mom... I saw you on this website." Then the awkwardness begins.
LissaMccracken 23
But that isn't fixing anything..
RageAsNeeded 14
But it is, 64. It's telling their mother to fix theirselves. It's not to hard to comprehend. Maybe I'm just being a dick. But if my mother was on the website, I'd tell her. Be like, "mom, fix yo shit."
Adam5858 17
Haha you should show her that!
katebond 16
agree!!!
LalaDee561 8
Yeah, let's make OP's mother feel horrible about herself. Because that's always a great thing to do to your own mother. *sarcasm*
Adam5858 17
Ah have a laugh stop taking things seriously.
cj89898 24
The need to put *sarcasm* on FML is so weird. I feel you could write a very sarcastic comment, but if you don't specify, you will get the shit beat out of you with dislikes.
JBrownie123 24
Please tell us why she was on there!
lylotrezor 20
Maybe you could find more constructive activities ?
lylotrezor 20
Ha, fair enough.
SplitEnds 11
At least it wasen't you on the website.
gracehi 33
That's what I thought was gonna happen too.
bazookajoey 27
Wasn't**