Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
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Top comments
roxyluv 0
pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"
EightInchNails 9
Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?
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Comments (173)
HeatherXCore 0
Omfg he's talking to someone cooler than him. My panties are soaked! <<<-----This is the result he was hoping for.
GawZ 0
lol
TheB0a 5
What is with people always faking a conversation on the phone. YDI
no_luck83 0
you are a ******* idiot
porter12 0
come out of the closet
ilikeair 0
ahahaha
GawZ 0
loser much?
blahzz 4
Keep trying dude! You'll nab a girl one day who also likes to fake conversations on the phone with imaginary people.
greatvoyage53 0
epic faillll loser
Saritasmiles 0
I don't understand what you expected their reaction to be OP. That they would suddenly have their hands all over you because you're talking to the coolest guy? The coolest guy had the right idea by going up to them and talking to them, maybe that's why he's the coolest guy!
IMB916 0
How old are you, 12?!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Anybody else chuckle at "halfway through"? Did OP continue with his lame charade even after being busted? Bonus points for perseverance, I guess. I'll unnecessarily reiterate what everyone else has said: Trying to be cool is almost always pathetic and unconvincing. Coolness is entirely relative and overrated, anyhow; take that FML about the school reunion as proof.