Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
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Top comments
roxyluv 0
pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"
EightInchNails 9
Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?
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Comments (173)
perdix 31
You can't transfer cool from a cool body to an uncool one with fake phone calls -- it's a corollary of the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
jinxthejinx 0
Oh, perdix. Newton would be proud.
kingghidorah 10
PERDIX- If this were Facebook I would like your comment.
pandorasfines 1
haha atta boy!
CableX17 0
Lol, perdix wins.
meliamannequin 1
dumb.
rachieohbaby 0
awww poor guy
Pro_Nothing 9
lmao Epic Fail, lol
IrishSoulja 4
You sad sad sad sad sad sad person OP YDI :]
xshadyshadow 0
Yet another lame FML.
natural711 6
YOURE SUCH A LOSER!!!! hahah get some self esteem and be you, you don't have tonpretemd to be someone else to impress ppl y botherr that shit!!!
xxniteskie 1
Yes, because calling him a loser will definitely motivate him to grow even a smidgen of self esteem.
at1325 0
you kinda should have expected that. if he's the coolest guy in school he will either b on the field or at the game talking to hot girls, where else would u find him? then after the game he'll be out getting drunk n messing around with said hot girls
JManHobbs 0
Huge ****** alert! YDI
life_hates_you 0
In High School I was one of those stuck up, snobby girls who dated the "cool guys" and did "cool things". Now that I'm almost 25, and much more mature, I have the chance to talk to some of the people I went to school with and some are still stuck in senior year, while others have grown up! Just be the best you, you can be! Oh, and I've also been dating a "loser" from school who happens to be the perfect guy for me! Goes to show you never can tell!
EmmyGrangerDC 0
32 ftw!
natas_fml 13
there's people in their mid-twenties still in high school? ROFL