Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I got called "useless" by my mother for not doing what she wants me to do. She also said that I've accomplished nothing, and that I can’t and never will. It’s barely 10 a.m. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream that my mom hugged me and told me she loved me. I woke up to her banging on my door, barging into my room, inspecting it, and then telling me to “just fucking kill yourself, because you're genuinely a bad person” before slamming my door. My room was perfectly clean and tidy. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
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Top comments
Guiseppi 0
Since when does my mother have other children?
snarf 0
story of my life, my mom does that same shit everyday
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snarf 0
story of my life, my mom does that same shit everyday
need_cheese 0
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Jeez, it's called depression. You could try getting her some help, instead of whining. ------- Well, kids also suffer when their parents have depression, you know? At some point they might become the victims --'
Emily9352 13
Are you joking? I'm recovering from severe depression at the moment but I never went around calling people worthless pieces of shit. Even if she's depressed, that doesn't make it right.
ethan043 18
#19, Did you really have to make that comment so long?
Guiseppi 0
Since when does my mother have other children?
sigmundhacker 0
what kind of drugs does she do?
bludie_scab 0
truthfully i think Ive done that before...heh heh...
rxxk 0
That's rude!
Burdie22 0
Wow! Shes a worthless piece of shit! Does she look at herself?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i lol'd.
Troyboy300 0
Maybe she had a bad dream?
Curly_Wurly 0
Had she been drinking?:-P