Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand. Creepy.
sarabellum93 0
get a new dresser?
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Comments (162)
hahaitsmattheau 0
first?
KarinaLizeth18 5
awww OP that sux :/ hahaha I'd hate to have to look at my ex's face everytime I open a drawer >:/
ifyouseekamy666 0
haha her face is probly right next to the condoms now xD
sarah48_fml 0
paint over it? problem solved ;)
HybridTheory_fml 0
Draw a penis on her face.. Makes it even better..
ifyouseekamy666 0
Hybrid Theory as in the Linkin Park cd? OMG I EFFING LOVE THEM!!!!!! <33333
MagneticGuitar 0
That is where you store the condoms.
rebbee 0
Burn the nightstand. Sounds to me that bitch is playing with voodoo shit. Watch your back, it could get worse.
rebbee 0
Oh, i forgot to add my attempt a humour; Sounds like she made a real impression in the bedroom!
pinkpillowz 0
it would be awsome if it wasn't her face....
nabzilla 0
Ahahahah! That's gotta suck.
smerry 3
14 - id live 2 paint ur boobs haha jk love u (friend love)
klaralynn 17
that's what I was going to say...
firstdbzmaker 15
that sucks!!
NuMuzik 0
sucks 4 You Lol
DarkWaffle 0
no it doesnt..just paint over it?
KingDingALing 9
Yeah OP, just color over it with marker or paint over it. Not an fml.
SmallTownCutie 0
it does suck. poor op:(
legonut4 0
burn the drawer
TibbysMusic 1
Paint over it, or just put stuff in it. It IS a dresser with drawers.
cn5692 0
Draw a mustache on it.
SAMHAlN 0
it does suck. get a sticker or paint over it retard.
klumzy0123456789 6
paint it
roxyluv 0
burn baby burn and wtf everytime i try to post u guys are interfering
AriasOscar 0
lol that happened to me too!
sarabellum93 0
get a new dresser?
sarabellum93 0
nightstand*
noncomposmentis 6
Just paint over his ex-girlfriend's face. :D
pleasenopuffin 0
or use paper drawer liner to cover it.
ilovechocochipz 0
ik it's not that hard to fix.
Vinnadizzio 8
Or just spray paint over her face....
grajax 24
You could probably scrape the ink off or repaint it, really it's not a big deal.
perdix 31
So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand. Creepy.
HairyPunisher 27
Perdix, you really ******* suck. Seriously you need to stop posting.
rottentomatoes 7
ooh. that is not so good..
FrecklesXO 8
Get new ones if it bothers you so much. When you put stuff in there though, it'll just cover it up, so really it's no big deal.
like_its_ya_bday 0
exactly my point
Killah_Jay 0
he could just paint over it.
Anarkhy 0
lmfao
Graawr 7
Her face will haunt you day or night. XD