Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
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superguppy19 3
What an ass
tomhofer 14
Maybe I'm just a cheap ass but whenever someone pays for my food, I'm happy.
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Comments (90)
doglover100 29
He needs to chill. I wouldn't mind paying the bill a few times for the kindness of it.
svahrsrdacwby87 7
Pray that his next girlfriend slides out the bathroom window just before the check comes.
blustreak0417 3
He should feel special cause there isn't many women that would do something like that. I say good job on ur part and good riddance to him! Ha
DrebinO1 3
I think this post is fake...
ellytoad 13
I wouldn't have been happy at all if I were in his place and had my own chance at generosity be yanked out from underneath me like that. It's a shame he dumped you over it though.
NoOneGivesAShit 1
If I were you, I would be happy. Better to find out he's an asshole now than later.
argenyorkie 11
He obviously has doubts about his masculinity.
realmenhaveclass 3
It's the mans job to pay but that is a stupid reason for a breakup
MidnightOne 3
>It's the mans job to pay AHAHAHAHA! Women: Equality when it benefits them, but not when it doesn't.
iwadasn 33
One woman's opinion doesn't negate an entire movement.
kirby1964 20
Wow, soooo, your single now? After you tell that story, you will have lots of guys asking you out. Not that they are cheap, but I for one would like a girl that is willing to pay a bill. It shows you are kind and considerate. Good for you op.
merser 7
sounds like an asshole....