Health, Boredom and Movies: Everyone's a critic

Everyone's a critic

By Mark A. Collette - 24/06/2023 15:00

Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML

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Saturday 24 June 2023 19:08

And then you decided to waste some more time to complain about it here.

Bogrbon 27

Saturday 24 June 2023 16:46

Insane it and thought it was hilarious, but intent in expecting it to be anything but serious because it’s Weird Al.

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Bogrbon 27

Saturday 24 June 2023 16:46

Insane it and thought it was hilarious, but intent in expecting it to be anything but serious because it’s Weird Al.

whatshername?! 39

Saturday 24 June 2023 19:08

And then you decided to waste some more time to complain about it here.

poopface82 23

Sunday 25 June 2023 2:46

It is true what Homer Simpson said. He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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