Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to piss really bad, so we stopped at a gas station. I guess I had to pee so bad that I didn't think to check the PUBLIC toilet. My mom went in after me and when she got back in the car, she asked me if I'd pooped, which I hadn't, then she told me that the seat was covered in it. Actual shit. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
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Top comments
oh_dee 0
why would you sit on the seat in a public restroom? GROSS!
ddrluna 2
You people are retarded. Do a little research. The hard, cold plastic of toilet seats aren't fertile breeding ground. A simple search on google will tell you that your own personal cell phone is filthier than toilet seats. Besides, what are our immune systems for, anyway? Bunch of *******, I swear.
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Comments (180)
lilcuti3pi389 0
how do u walk into a stall and not notice shit on the seat?? even if you are buzzed. wow, just wow.
mexicansweetie48 0
lol ydi for not looking and for holding in ur pee so long that u didnt even have a chance to look!
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Okay people, the OP had to piss really bad. And she was drunk. I don't know about you people, But when I have to take a mad piss I don't look right away. Especially when i'm drunk. That's just me though... And as I said up there. Shit happens!
TUnitDaMonster 0
hahaha shit stain
Tubasaurus 0
I have this really bad habit of looking before I sit down. I know it's terrible but I can't help it.
mjsmclaren 0
#2, who said it was a guy who left that present on the seat. most guys don't sit to piss, implying it was a girl who sat on the shit. HaHa, started off w/ #2 and this whole comment was about poo !!!
a1mostevi1 0
ive done this before.... shit on the seat i mean... it was horrible... cici's pizza + brownies = diarrhea all over the floor too.....but i was young... like 12
_cheeseballs 0
No one really wants to know.
shirvon100 0
how long ago was that where i am CiCi's has only been around for 2 to 3 years???
a1mostevi1 0
actually thinking back i think i was 10 because the last time i went to ohio was 2 moves ago...and that was 7 years ago
F_Y_Comments 0
That new bar downtown sounds shit.
shirvon100 0
I asume your a girl considering the fact that you were gona pee sitting down and because your a girl you shouldve looked when you were putting papaer on the seat, still tho FYL
CykoX 0
YDI for not checking. Seriously, who doesn't examine the toilet they are about to sit on first? Probably fake just to get a few laughs.