Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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Top comments
caramelize 0
FYL for sure. That's disgusting!
Nuts_the_Wiseguy 0
And you let him?! I'd have clocked him!!!!
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Comments (157)
caramelize 0
FYL for sure. That's disgusting!
ididitmyself 0
uhh how is that disgusting?? #9 what is wrong with you??? are you into people pissing on your or something? sick. this is TOTALLY disgusting, OP I would punch a fool if he did that to me haha.
sublime93 0
Finally a good fml
americayay 0
I think #9 just didn't get that the OP got peed on.
imtheman920 0
How is that disgusting... are you insane? I hope that you hang a sign on you back saying "Pee through my legs; it's not gay at all."
Emma_91 0
#9. You're weird. Plain and simple. Or you enjoy being pissed on?
kusu91 0
Wow #9. You really are a dumbass. Not only is getting urinated on digusting but its also disrespectful. So here is an idea for you. Go stand at a urinal until a man decides piss on your ass. Furthermore, you told the writer to man up and shake it off. The only way to man up is by urinating back on that man, or kicking him straight in the balls.
Lmao_xD 0
Damn. thats f'ing ridiculous. #9 idk whats goin thru yur mind
imtheman920 0
#9: Where did anybody say you liked it? They just asked if you did.
kpanchal 0
#9 probably pisses in a wine cup and sips on it all night with a plate full of shit as a meal, huh you nasty little queer?
Sawadee 0
worstpersonalive
thatwasobvious 0
worstpersonalive is sexy
imtheman920 0
Wrong again. I told you to hang a sign on yourself. How does that mean you like it?
Dashiell 0
You guys are idiots for taking #9 seriously, my god...
taoxyeuxmay 4
#9 just wants attention and his comment worked like a charm. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for not ignoring him.
forallitsworth 0
I agree, I'm sorry but I find it hilarious. Your life sucks though :/ Hopefully you'll find the humor in that in the future. :)
sparxva 12
beat down time.
divineinstrument 2
at worstpersonalive/comment#37 Yeah, I don't understand you can actually enjoy trolling. The occasional troll-post that's actually funny is alright, but most trolls don't post any normal comments, they just post the same troll-posts over and over again and they get really boring.
stryder 1
SICK AND WRONG!!!! no, its more then that. its WRONG SICK!!! blah.
dennis96411 12
LMAO are you stupid? If a guy comes up to your ass with his dick, would you stay for him to **** you?
liveandletlive89 0
I agree.
LoadFasterPage 0
WTF does OP mean
flipflipflipidel 0
sublime ftw
bandgeek24601 0
That's gross. Just gross. I'm so sorry.
jasmine1259 2
seriously. this is one of those fmls that theres no reason for clicking the ydi button.
darren824 0
its ok, hes drunk
KryptoniteKiss 0
Hahaha, I'm going to start using that as an excuse for everything. "You failed English!" "It's okay, I was drunk."
GunnerLover 0
#125 = win
sexaybitch 14
So if someone is drunk driving, and kills someone you love, it's okay because he's drunk?
Nuts_the_Wiseguy 0
And you let him?! I'd have clocked him!!!!
BussellRishop 0
Not just 'internet tough talk', but I really would have beat the shit out of that guy.
chrisbyg 6
Ya you would have homie!! You fly..
jem1991 0
dont people do that all the time?
Poke_my_mon 0
Sorry dude but that shit's clever. And gay. More clever though unless your pants were down. You deserved it for not turning around and clocking him
LegndNikko 0
I would have clocked him to, but... Why would he have his pants off? It's a urinal...
NoMercy1 0
Even if he did it's still an FML. Knocking the guy out doesn't get the piss off your ass.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
what an idiot lol
picky_and_bitter 0
lmaooooooo! well he was being thoughtful! he gave you a golden shower ;)
jit_cash 0
haha that sucks
jailbot 7
Wow... that is absolutely disgusting and ****** up. I sure hope you turned around and returned the favor all over this pants.
Poke_my_mon 0
No, because they're sword fighting, and that's never cool after age 5
ProlapseOnToast 0
LOL nice.
Clairina 0
...at least he didnt come and stand next you or try to push you out of the way.
lexiBRo 0
i actually think i would prefer that he come stand next to me or push me out the way rather than piss all over me...