Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to piss really bad, so we stopped at a gas station. I guess I had to pee so bad that I didn't think to check the PUBLIC toilet. My mom went in after me and when she got back in the car, she asked me if I'd pooped, which I hadn't, then she told me that the seat was covered in it. Actual shit. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
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Top comments
oh_dee 0
why would you sit on the seat in a public restroom? GROSS!
ddrluna 2
You people are retarded. Do a little research. The hard, cold plastic of toilet seats aren't fertile breeding ground. A simple search on google will tell you that your own personal cell phone is filthier than toilet seats. Besides, what are our immune systems for, anyway? Bunch of *******, I swear.
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davedangerous 0
aaaaa i can understand the "why would you sit?" but really WHY WOULDNT YOU LOOK???
pete275 0
women never look before they seat, and they get what they deserve. this is why the whole "leave the toilet seat down" argument is completely irrelevant. you're supposed to thoroughly inspect it before you seat on it anyway, so what difference does it make?
bigperson 0
rofl thats gross
slipkorn17 0
You guys have multises bathrooms?
roundnproud 7
judging by this page i'm the only one that brushes their teeth with toilet water? its good for the gums i swear!!!
roundnproud 7
seriously though, people need to get over their fear of toilets in public bathrooms. your phone, as well as the computer keyboard you're typing on right now, is most likely just as filthy. ohnoes! shit on the toilet though... ugh *retch*
Austine19 0
lol poop
PredyJessica 0
i do not sit on a toilet seat i always squat..and if i was the kind of person to sit on a toilet seat i wouldn't care how bad i had to go i would always look at the seat o.o fyl and ydi
dragon_fml 0
AHHHH. no no no. NEVER sit on the toliet seat in public bathrooms. i've heard endless stories about how ppl needs to use the toliet urgently but think of all the diseases!! pile up the toliet paper or crouch over the seat. i know of a lady who sat on the toliet and later that month, she was diagonsed with pancreas disease. she suffered from a terrible infection and had to go through surgery. =/
fins4586 0
i don't get you women...you complain that men leave the toilet seats up and you fall in, now this one sits on a pile of shit...do you ladies walk to the toilet backwards or something?