Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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Top comments
bigbadtim 7
Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.
smiley_ily 0
aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)
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Comments (124)
curlgirl1311 0
lol that's sad! but funny:P
SeduceRecycle 0
That worked out well, now didn't it OP?
pepsie_fml 0
then u should go to a straight bar. and find a gay dude
regine22joy 0
it's just one night. there's plenty other nights you can go to the club.
Stupified 0
Ydi for being gay! And for using your best friend to get yourself laid, how do you think she feels when you take her to a bar where she has little chance of finding someone, and then she has to sit there and watch you get lucky. I'm glad she left you there alone, bitch.
bigblue95 0
that was gay of her tehe.
iSitt 0
women are picky, no matter what their orientation.
KingDingALing 9
OP- Your best friend turned a gay guy straight. She must be hot ;D
the_flirtt 0
haha so there was two straight people there.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I iz bored, would u be my friend? I have a big pink pussy!
KiddNYC1O 22
gag
Griggy 0
Maybe you should try woman again if men ain't workin for ya...
NonExistentCok 0
u should of had a threesome
Lucidium 0
#1 - It's 'they're' on your picture, not there.
zerobahamut03 2
Don't worry about it OP. Most of the clubs I go to people are already drunk and are there to just dance. If people do find each other its just to F*ck. So don't take it as a bad thing...unless that's what you wanted then FYL for being unattractive? Seriously though...try somewhere else like a gay bar or a website or school club. if you have an Iphone or Itouch the app Grindr is really good to find gay singles in your area for whatever reason you have...Good luck dude and don't make us look bad!!!! k? :)
killdozer1 2
I didn't know you could pick up straight girls at gay clubs! I must look into this.
omgshaylaaa 0
haha ouch you got ditched :(
smiley_ily 0
aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)
lovesteph3523 0
aww, don't worry, you'll find someone
Hoplaka 0
Ahh omg I love your hair! :o
Stupified 0
Ydi for trying to use her. You should be happy for her and not try to use her to get yourself laid dick.
Mylees 0
how the **** did he use her???
shakethat 10
did you expect to become un-single after just one night at a gay club? I'm sure if you were to give it up like your friend you would still be single.
Freeze_fml 17
Nothing like meeting a SO at a club.
wwoww102 0
freeze is a fucktard
Freeze_fml 17
cvkane113 is a retard.
cole86 0
woooooooow. wait r u a boy??!?!
bethan1 4
your comment made me giggle ;)
boopityboppity 11
Dear God, people can be so stupid sometimes.
briantx07 0
Obviously.. good morning retard. I'm assuming you wouldn't mind if it were lesbians.
like_its_ya_bday 0
lmao all the fags are pissed at ur comment lol ily!!!
carly426 0
soo your straight best friend went home with a gay guy.........
SweetLikeDirt 0
I was thinking the same thing! noone else caught that when reading it? lol
ThatLooksSticky 16
The OP went with a straight friend. It's possible that other straight people went to the club with straight friends. The two single gay guys should have hooked up! ;-)
bigbadtim 7
Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.
skittle68 0
Or he swings both ways
6sick6 4
Or she looks like a guy
patiencek 0
haha 25 that's what I was thinking.
Kyto7884 0
oooor he's a bisexual. it's not that hard they hang around gay bars too.
cxex 23
Bi-Sexual people do go to gay bars you know
NandersTheFox 22
Or pan