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Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Top comments
ape1321 3
You don't need either of them anyways!
ohmandapants 17
So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.
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Comments (189)
ape1321 3
You don't need either of them anyways!
ariannaimelda 7
That's awful, I don't understand how someone could betray a friend like that. Such a backstabbing move
GovernorGeneral 8
What a bitch. She couldnt have told you who it was that she liked first before making a **** of a move like that!!?!??!??
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Hopefully you mean your EX best friend.
LolFMLnot 10
From all the friends i've ever had in my life . I can tell you one thing OP true friendship doesn't exist -_____- maybe there is like 1% left, but it only happens to lucky people :(
kyarush 10
Wow.. What a guy..
ShroomsOnAcid 17
56, I see that you are 18, and I would like to say to you that it gets better as you get older. Unfortunately, I don't understand where the principle of maturity has gone, but it seems elusive nowadays. I used to hope I will live to see the day my peers reach the not-being-ignorant-***** stage of life, but I have yet to see that happen. I think the best advice I can give you is to choose friends with more life experience. Typically, those are the people who really understand the importance of true friendship. It's rather strange to me how everyone on the internet seems to be such a good, almost angelic friend, yet when you walk outside, such people are quite far and few in between.
NessaRose4 7
With friends like that, who needs enemies
Mandy0325 1
I'd flirt with him hella and even more when she's around;) that should teach her for stealing your man
GovernorGeneral 8
STEAL HIM BACK OP THEN DUMP HIM FOR DUMPING YOU :D
jojimugo 20
Am with #116
ToniTigger 3
#116, Yes, that would work... If life was a rom-com movie!
idoam 8
88 and 56: I realize that a majority of the people we call "friends" really don't fit the bill of true friendship. That being said, true friends do exist. Immaturity, backstabbing, etc. are ridiculously common, but that's not a reason to discount the reality of real friendship. I can speak to maybe five people, over the course of my life, that I know I could count on for anything, and whom I have been able to count on innumerable times. However, they also know I'm willing to do anything I cam for them. Friendship is mutual. If you don't have any real friends, perhaps you should evaluate the sort if friend you are.
Vashek 2
Exactly!!
attaboy368 20
thus the term frenemies~~
blushy 14
i think you need a new best friend
taradeborde87 3
Wow, some friend!
mango260 9
Geeez who does that!? >.[ I blame your friend and BF!!! Move on, there are more fish in the sea!!
J3R3MYY 14
1-800-chokedathoe
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
^epic win! Love that movie :)
ThatOneCanadian 0
she obviously wasnt a good friend to do that. sorry op, youll get better :)
NanillaVipples 2
And her boyfriend wasn't exactly a keeper. :/
lorenzoman77 7
Anyone else notice this comment has 69 likes.
emmas03 0
That happened to me! I totally feel for you! they're both cocks!
perdix 31
1/13/12. That's the first day I ever heard one girl call another a "****." I've got to keep that in my annals.
Swedude 5
So you're gonna keep her **** in your annals?
perdix 31
Ooops? Did I say that?!?! ;)
ma77 9
He didn't mean to write anal you douche
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Did somebody say "both cocks"? The only thing better than one **** is two cocks! Sign me up! Oh..wait...uh...
GovernorGeneral 8
*signs ShroomsOnAcid up* TOO LATE NOW MOTHAHFUCKAH >:{D
jonriise18 3
Lol at a glance I read this as - you're free to feel both their cocks! Haha
arttyruiz 7
That sucks, But you're better of now without a a horrible friend, and a bad boyfriend!
perdix 31
Threesome? She's your best friend and he likes both of you. What's not to like about this?
linnybear831 4
Wow. You're definately not immature or anything. (sarcasm)
perdix 31
I can spell "definitely." Sharing is caring. I'm just saying ;)
elephantom12 9
I agree with perdix, a threesome seems like a very positive option to this situation.
linnybear831 4
You probably still watch Barney to help you go to sleep at night too. Just saying ;)
perdix 31
#19, so what if I do? It's not like I use it for masturbation material, like some people -- I'll bet Baby Bop gives you a boner, you dinopedophile freak!
Pentium_4 27
Perdix is just messing around. It's a common theme here on FML, and there's nothing wrong with it
CadyAsInKatie 8
Still was a stupid comment, not that agree with Barney girl either.
ohmandapants 17
Nice comeback 19, how old are YOU? 13? So mature.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Melon.
GovernorGeneral 8
Ill take 3.
sappy0 5
linnybear, a lil word of advice for ya.. Don't mess with perdix, aka anhialator of all arguments - you can not & will not win. I've seen him in action before & it all ends the same way - messy! ...just sayin
ohmandapants 17
So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.
Pentium_4 27
Yeah, OP can be happy they killed 2 birds with one stone by getting rid of them both at once
Gurlonthemove8 0
Agreed
coyfish 0
That was kind of a bitch move on her part... Sorry OP.
Guy247bp2 1
Bitch.
Guy247bp2 1
Itch
ThatOneCanadian 0
nice save
ThatOneCanadian 0
nice save
Guy247bp2 1
Thanx....
RabidBunny 10
What's wrong with the single life? It gives you more YOU time :D