Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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Top comments
bigbadtim 7
Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.
smiley_ily 0
aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)
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Comments (124)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
Just wasn't your time OP. But that doesn't mean that yours won't come one day. Just be patience and have faith that someone is out there for you... maybe not @ the gay bar, but somewhere...
mintcar 10
Hahahaha. Wow, that really blows.
I_have_no_clue 0
No blowing for OP.
acccccccc 1
pun?
perdix 31
Your friend probably stole your man. He had his eyes on you, but your friend mesmerized him with the swinging boobies and the vaginal mojo, and "straightened" him right out. Next time, bring an ugly chick to the gay bar to support you.
babygurl753 0
I totally agree lol
llppjhddt 0
if the man she went home with was gay it wouldnt make a difference if she were gay would it?
blloyd19 0
Absolute fail
PincheEdgarr 0
soooo your gay?
boopityboppity 11
No, he likes to go to gay bars because of all the straight women there.
JoeyA2012 0
that's what u get for being gay
JoeyA2012 0
that's what u get for being gay
Rickyretardo 0
go back to sanfrancisco you fag if you want your ass pounded so much
sweet_blasphemy 2
lol omg that's happened to me OP. Buck up though, just got to get back on the horse.
sweet_blasphemy 2
just quick tip OP. you might want to go stag next time. guys probably thought your friend was your girlfriend and dragged you a gay bar.
boopityboppity 11
Why would someone's girlfriend bring her boyfriend to a gay bar? Do your girlfriends (making the small assumption that you're a straight guy who's had a girlfriend) do this regularly?