Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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Top comments
bigbadtim 7
Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.
smiley_ily 0
aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)
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Comments (124)
dickster 0
YDI for being gay. Repent, heathen.
QWERTYCommander 5
Says the guy named "dickster".
ZomgWeAreClubKid 0
@ 105: Stop being such an asshole, you're just bitter no one wants you.
gypsyblue 0
"Decidedly"? Your diction makes me cry.
QWERTYCommander 5
Have a threesome with your friend and the guy. Solves all problems.
me142 0
i agree with 94
toeliqour 0
must be one hot friend to straighten out a gay guy
xxjoseph1543xx 0
YDI for being gay
impactofreason77 0
YDI for being gay. Now for the onslaught of troll-y comments...
heyitsmekenny 4
do you homophobes have any feelings at all...
Georgy11811 0
Yeah, I agree with these people. You totally deserve it for having different taste from them and not being able to help it.
klx125cross 9
She found another straight person?? Congrats