Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
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Tasanasanta 0
What a douche! Why wouldn't you turn around? Not like you hear a whistle everyday, if you hear it then something's going down andyou wanna see what't up.
amerwin 3
haha.. that's like when you wave to someone you think is waving at you only to realize they are waving to the more attractive person behind you. It's unfortunate.
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Comments (161)
FaberDriveLuv 5
Ouch, Sorry, op.
SeduceRecycle 0
That was very rude, very, very, very rude!
Freeze_fml 17
#6, your comment made me laugh after reading it out of context.
Stupified 0
Im sorry Op, but ydi for being fat! Jeg elsker dig
bmexoxo98 0
that's so rude. sorry op!
Thawn 0
pwned!
morgan320 0
norsk ja, hehe :p
Uruguayo 0
jaja. make me a sandwich!!
pinkpillowz 0
what a gerk!!!!! :(
twinny_sc 13
12, Why do you assume she's fat. Maybe she is just fugly.
KingDingALing 9
OP- tell him "Yeah, because an ugly ass guy like you can't get a girl better then me, asshole."
KingDingALing 9
26- I hope that you don't really spell "gerk" like that. It's "jerk"...
strikeeagle 3
you should have punched him in the throat so he sliwly suffocates and then say: No not rlly, i was just wondering what kind of asshole whistles after women. then when he died just cut him up with a knife, and eat his braaaaaiiiiiiiins!
KingDingALing 9
Wtf is wrong with you? ^^^^^
pntbttr 0
41. wow that's intense....
lbp511 0
OP should've said, "I hope not"
KiddNYC1O 22
well, did you!?
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
do you seriously think that FML is the right place for you? cause it is.
demarcusT 0
38 - honestly that would make op look like she's trying too hard to offend him back
F00tball_Playa 0
ummmmmm lol?
KingDingALing 9
67- Ehh, i guess...then she could've just said "**** you" :D
ruby84 1
41, thanks, that's a great idea.. I'll do it to the next asshole that comes my way. I like it hardcore ^.^
tweetbaby14 18
well did you think it was for you? answer the man!
TehGirreth 0
Welcome to Denmark.
missmontreal97 4
ouchhhh
beckybecks20 8
YDI, OP. c:
lovesteph3523 0
now that's just mean
tonito1001 0
beautiful
Sun_Kissed18 25
Very mean, you wouldn't want someone like that whisling at you anyway
yo911_fml 0
u have wicked eyes!
claireearms23 5
Her eyes are wicked because she edited the picture so many times
remieshine16 0
Ouch
I_have_no_clue 0
Awkward...
Tasanasanta 0
What a douche! Why wouldn't you turn around? Not like you hear a whistle everyday, if you hear it then something's going down andyou wanna see what't up.
xiaoxaio 5
if its going down why would u want to see up
smiley_ily 0
stupid comment won't show! anyways, I hope you didn't take it personal, cause a pig like him aren't worth it :) sorry if this posted twice ;)
zenti 2
Of course she took it personally, she posted it on FML.
smiley_ily 0
I meant if she was sad the whole day. and even if she did post a FML, doesn't mean she took it to personally, there are some pointless FMLs on here.
zenti 2
This whole FML reeks of the OP taking it personally. She may or may not have dwelled on it all day, but it upset her enough that she had to post it here.
shakethat 10
lol that's funny. sorry op it's like a lose lose. if it was for you and you didn't turn around they would think your stuck up.
amerwin 3
haha.. that's like when you wave to someone you think is waving at you only to realize they are waving to the more attractive person behind you. It's unfortunate.
carm3nl1 0
u shouldve said "do u really think that I care?"don't flatter urself". anyone wouldve turned around don't feel bad cuz of that ignorant douche!
Ashleexx 0
soo true (:
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 I definitely agree!
teejessika 13
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