Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML
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fallencastiel 22
Maybe next time you can tell her you want a bite because you're hungry?
rieebee 23
Next time, just ask for a taste.
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Comments (188)
AquaManatee 8
You did nothing wrong she just overreacted
cyzn 18
Aww :( hope is everything okay now! :$
mkcherry 14
Its not rude to politely ask for a bite of your partners food, so you probably should have just done that but seriously, even if my partner called me fat, which he never would, I wouldnt throw a drink in his face like a big baby. Women seem to think they can do whatever they want and get away with it, thats still abusive and freaking rude, could you imagine if a man did that?. Doesn't matter if youre insecure, work on your damn self instead of making everyone walk on eggshells because you have "issues". Find a girl with some pride and self confidence, who doesnt mind sharing her steak!
badmandilon 19
I love the way you think, I wish all women were like you.
JazNim17 18
Honestly. The guy I have been dating made a comment that could be misconstrued as him calling me fat once. I pointed it out, but took no offense, and we both had a good laugh. Throwing drinks at someone and acting like a baby is NOT ACCEPTABLE.
MsKatieFace 11
You'd think your own girlfriend would know better than to jump to the conclusion you were insulting her, jeez. I'm not happy with my weight, but even if my boyfriend worded that question as "Are you going to eat all that?" I wouldn't go "OMG he's calling me fat!" I'd assume he wanted some and offer to share. Then again, he wouldn't even need to ask, I've always offered family/friends a taste of my meal if we have different.
SmoothPancakes 10
If she reacted like that in that situation, RUN! Run for your life while you still can!
vlalam 24
lol, u asked for her steak and she gave u a drink too??? u r a genius
Mauskau 36
I just ask "can I steal some steak?" or just cut a bit off and eat it. Nothing gets between me and steak, even if I order my own.
morpanda 9
This is why I hate other girls. You'll find a keeper soon. Just don't always go for the always pretty, make up covered face, fake, popular type girls.. she seems like one of them.
Ilsimen 2
Run while you still can!
pete9913 23
There's no winning that one. It sounds like she was just waiting to twist something innocent around. Good luck