Today, my soon-to-be former boss tried to NOT pay me for working on Christmas Eve, but I called her out. Now, she's blocked me out of her life, and is looking for my replacement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my former boss is threatening to keep my last paycheck until I return a skateboard that a guest forgot at the hotel about a month ago. She was the one who gave me the order to put it in the trash. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You can tell her she can ghost you, but she'll have to deal with the legal system if she doesn't pay you. You may be able to sue for wrongful termination.
Chazzster 32
It’s not a job if they don’t pay you. You need an actual job where they pay you reliably.
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RichardPencil 32
You can tell her she can ghost you, but she'll have to deal with the legal system if she doesn't pay you. You may be able to sue for wrongful termination.
Chazzster 32
It’s not a job if they don’t pay you. You need an actual job where they pay you reliably.