Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML
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Top comments
fallencastiel 22
Maybe next time you can tell her you want a bite because you're hungry?
rieebee 23
Next time, just ask for a taste.
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Comments (188)
miss_amphetamine 24
I'm a girl here and pro tip: avoid talking to girls about food at all costs. Don't comment on it. I know I'm not fat, and I understand that girls and guys interpret certain things differently, but if a guy says anything to me about how much I ate, I will take it as him calling me fat. Idk why.
brand125 17
you mean some girls. i know lots who wouldnt take it this way.
gabagabaheyu 10
why didnt you just ask?
UmmOkThen 31
Any girl that self-conscious and temperamental isn't ready to date. You have to be ok with who you are, before getting involved with another. She clearly is not in that place.
Saraj07 18
Women are too obsessed with their waste line.
Knightchaser27 25
I hope she's just having a bad day and isn't like this all the time
MarshallBlaire 14
But you DID get the steak, so WIN.
toiletavenue 4
Pizza penis!
MrsFlowers 9
Did you eat it after she left?
culito_fml 10
Are you dating a little girl?? Who does that seriously.. Definitely not a mature woman, even if she was offended
rogerover 19
Sooooi sensitive. Tell her it's not always about her.