Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Comments (408)
griffmojo 0
thats the grossest and sweetest thing! kudos to you , i would have helped her, poor lady :*(
YungMarlon23 0
i'm sorry but even knoing it was a good deed... i'm still sickened...
at0micmin3r 23
"karma" will most definitely NOT be nice to you after saying those horrible things. But for helping her you just might break even.
charginasaur 3
It would have made my day if the next post had been by her. "Today, I couldn't pull my underwear up over my fat old lady ass... I cried, tricking some unlucky stranger to do it for me..." Ha, that would have been great.
theodivine 0
It was nice of you to help. The satisfaction of that should far outweigh your disgust. The fact that it doesn't is rather repulsive.
calicokitea 0
You know, you would've been an honorable and admirable person had the tone of this suggested disgust at her weight. You are so selfless that Karma is going to be oh-so-nice to you.
TwistedTime 0
LMFAO!!!! I know it's mean to laugh at that bad...holy crap!! I applaud you for being so nice to the lady though.... *Dies of laughter*
LinneaHall 0
That poor woman = that was a great thing for you to do, but kind of rotten to complain about
pho_q 0
Karma will only return to those who do a good deed without broadcasting it. But yes, the young girl who's biggest problem is finding someone who needs her help deserves our pity more than the woman distressed to the point of tears. Wait... no, that's ass backwards.
jhowser 0
Ew that's really disgusting, Her DL for becoming like that.